#source: tmnt 2012

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Gil the Guppy: And you, gappy. Why do you sound so weird?

Greg Heffley: [offended] Me sound weird? Heard yourself lately?

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Tuffy: Hey, guys. Spike is totally off the chain.

[Butch, Tom and Jerry look at Tuffy, reacting in horror and fury, believing that Tuffy set him free.]

Butch: YOU MEAN YOU SET HIM FREE?

Tuffy: What? No. "Off the chain" means he's cool.

[The two cats and Jerry sighed in relief.]

Tuffy: And that's why I set him free.

[Jerry, Butch and Tom turn around to see Spike, who is seen holding the pot and free from his chains. Everyone but Tuffy and Spike is horrified.]

Tom: [with wide eyes] You let that maniac loose? Maybe you forgot that he grabbed me by the face. So I'll remind you. He grabbed me…BY THE FACE!

Butch: Relax! You've been hurt worse since.

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Squidward, in a daze: I’m fine… I love you… Spongebob, panicking: HE’S NOT FINE!!

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Butt Cannons? IT HAS BUTT CANNONS?!

Candace Flynn

[perrysaurolophus]

Rodger(holding up raptordyne blaster): You think you can get this blaster open for me?

Fiona: With pleasure (unsheathes claws)

Rodger: But before you do, be careful you don’t-! (closes eyes)

Fiona: *strikes the blaster just the right way to open it*

Rodger(opens eyes): Oh good. We’re still alive

[perrysaurolophus]

Caruso: Save it guys! I’m done with you, for good! (stomps away)

Rodger: Oh man. He wasn’t like this the 26 other times he quit

[perrysaurolophus]

[Rodger saves the mission w/one of his devices] Fiona: Not bad. Except for that part where you built the thing in the first place. And the part where it broke. And the part where it tried to kill us. And the part-!

Rodger: Ok, I get it! (crosses arms)

[perrysaurolophus]

Rodger: We track it with this (holds up tracker). It’s aligned with the radar dishes we placed around the city. It’ll create a triangulating pulse-

Caruso: English, Brainasaurus

Rodger(😑): It will de-tect Vel-o-ci’s hel-i-copter