"always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind"

felix | he/they | deaf | autistic

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #lyrics are an easter egg you decode on your 30th listen /End ID]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[doubleca5t]

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

[animentality]

[antigoneprogone]

I close my eyes. I enter my Mathemagical Mind Palace. I see the object before me. I'm working out the differential equations. The derivative of the function with respect to time is equal to a constant times the second derivative of the function with respect to distance from the origin. A billion vectors rendered in with ray-tracing. I see the phase portrait. I see the three-dimensional manifold in a four-dimensional space. The shadows on the wall and the ancient beings who make the shadows. I peer into the amethyst eyes of the unyielding serpent. I have done my calculation.

Out of the suggested cooking time of "18 to 20 minutes", I will be cooking this pizza for: 19 minutes.

[captaintiny]

working up the courage to message an old friend you've fallen out of contact with is weird, especially if you were really close. like hi i think about you almost every day and sometimes i dream about you and your name is etched on my soul. we haven't spoken in five years. how are you?

[trve-grimdark]

[wumblr]

good goddddd the quotes from the artemis mission are so embarrassing. infantilized society. "it looks like the luxor hotel in vegas" i already wished your ship would blow up. "we have rediscovered the chocolate snacks" goo goo fucking ga ga. "we have gone sci fi" you couldn't even name one? "can you email me more superlatives for my vocabulary" you have been training for this FOR YEARS. "we are all the same homo sapiens" that's great baby! you are soooo clever. can you see our bombs from space or do you just know you'd get fired if you mention them? coward shit. "it's really fun to be just floatin around it makes me feel like a little kid" well that one speaks for itself.

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[waitgn]

[negativ00]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[autopygmalion]

Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

[lokis-bitter-ghost]

[maykitz]

dark half of the year initiated

[maykitz]

bright half of the year initiated