can i show you all a stupid post thats been fermenting in my drafts. okay here goes
spongebob <- normal spelling
sponchbob <- awesome new spelling
spunchbob <- violent (contains "punch")
spangebob <- if said out loud might not even notice a difference
spengebob <- divided the community wrt pronunciation
spongebab <- you think its gonna be normal and then madness occurs
spongebub <- same as before, possibly smaller
spongebop <- subtle but interesting
sponchbop <- encourages you to really enunciate
spongbong <- once again causing controversies with regards to pronunciation
spogeboge <- things are getting out of control
spinchbob <- references spinach (yummy)
spongbog <- a new creature, rarely seen
spingebinge <- dangerous territory, can also be a verb
spangbab <- he appears to be in danger of losing more of himself
spanchbag <- the point where it all becomes gore
spinchbinch <- references spinach (yummy) but with a more drastic outcome
spongbonk <- not even his name
spunchbag <- the scapegoat
spungbage <- rarely seen, always feared
spongebug <- you'd think this would mean things are becoming normal again but now he's some sort of insect
spoundge bagge <- old english
soundbound <- he's becoming something pure
speedbag <- an item you can obtain or almost a character from jaurjaur bizarre adventure
sporebob <- his new fungal form has sprouted joyously all around us
spunkbong <- he has become a crust punk
spongebone <- a terrible disease
spinchbone <- another terrible disease
spotbong <- he is quite small
spoonbob <- can hold liquids but in a different manner to a sponge
sportbonk <- an injury sustained during competition
spindlebug <- i don't know what this means for us
