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Love Begins
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Janaina Medeiros
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Show & Tell
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie
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@meganchynnel
kids' candy ads: this candy tastes good and you'll like it
adult candy ads: you are a dirty, filthy sinner who's going to hell for your indulgences. but god, don't you want it ? don't you feel the call of the void ? don't you finally want to finally fucking feel something in the middle of your stupid, pathetic, miserable life ? yes, you feel satan's hooks pulling at your flesh. you can't hold on any longer. give in and enjoy a $17 bar of chocolate with 98% cacao
big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist
Walter White in Mario Kart Wii
https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner
stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do
Tbh if smeyer was smart sheād just keep writing Twilight over and over. Why stop at 3 versions of the same book? Keep going and make them more unhinged every time: Dracula-style where the whole book is a series of letters and diary entries. Reverse verse au (Bellaās the vampire and Edwardās the human). Forks High POVs. Regency era. Doctor Who crossover. Rotating POV between Bellaās truck and Edwardās Volvo. Fuck it, Warrior cats AU. Donāt stop until the book is beyond recognition
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PLEASE UNMUTE
Women listen to his counsel
Fish ignore him
ADHD is weird. I was studying, trying to strengthen my understanding of parametritis (inflammation of the connective tissue that surrounds the uterus) and ended up down a rabbit hole about Nordic kennings.
the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic
Explain.
try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.
ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer
The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.
Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out
the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.
It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.
pamphlet of the dead
i am legit crying here
Will always reblog
ITS BACK!
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Go, Brother Go!
OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, letās talk about your posture-
there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like š„
Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.
Whatās the focus?
1. Keep the flexibility in your spine
2. Stretch the muscles in the front
3. Strengthen the muscle in the back
Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen
Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day
The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, donāt let it tip up or down
Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there
Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards
If this isnāt enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.
Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Donāt lift your shoulder blades up
There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving
Tips:
Do the best you can
If it hurts stop
Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises
NOTE: I can do most of these with the cerebral palsy. In fact, a lot of these little exercises are automatically part of my physical therapy. My problem is I already have hyperlordosis, spine arthritis, and cervicogenic headache. These have helped me at least try to have a posture.
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW GOOD THIS ADVICE IS
OMG!Ā I thought it was going to be a message about perseverance or it never being too late to follow your dreams, but nooooooo.Ā This is excellent storytelling.
Iām fine. Iām fine I am not at all emotionally wrecked by this.
wish i could show u guys how good i cleaned the grout in the shower but i didnt take a before pic, and my work was so exemplary that if i showed u the clean shower you would say no this is a new shower and youre lying for grout clout, and ive had a long week so that would probably be the last straw for me
