t (-_-t)

[perhapsarat]

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

[perhapsarat]

and here is the article, it’s one of the most compelling and tragic love stories i’ve ever read 

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

[fernlom]

This guy is a chaotic trickster god

[gooeygoob]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hitting a bong uses all 4 elements

[just-shower-thoughts]

Both Porn Studios and The Disney Channel hire adults to look and act like teenagers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s crazy how when the human mind reads caps lock text, IT SCREAMS IT IN YOUR HEAD. And then once gone, it goes back to normal

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[galahadwilder]

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

[shadowkat678]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

[darknarcotic420]

Weed cured my insomnia

[darknarcotic420]

[prozdvoices]

my cat

[chadwicc]

[proletariangf]

straight white boy culture is a gem

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[girl-rambling]

The second last one though

[ilovecannabis]