My Brain Wears Glasses

Hi, I'm Jamie I like a lot of odd things nice to meet you stay frosty and we will get along

[mjalti]

sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”

[fluffygif]

Pomegranate world

[flarehunter76]

Pomegranate world

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

why did it censor out something she said. what did she say. let her speak

[peach-thief]

Okay so what she says (from what I can figure out, please correct me if I get something wrong) is basically:

“Alright today we’re gonna teach everybody the Proper way to open a pomegranate. First you’re gonna make four cuts in a square on its ass, top and bottom, side to side, cut cut cut, and then take this piece of the skin off. Now you COULD not follow my instructions and cut it in half right down the middle; however, you’re gonna end up cutting into the fruit, sending juice flying all over the fuckin place and your girlfriend is gonna beat your *ss and leave you; SO, it’s better to follow my directions using the cut cut cut method. Then, in a star shape make more cuts and pull back the pieces, and presto there you have a beautiful pomegranate flower; tell me that isn’t the prettiest fucki-“

[twelvesarchive]

#cinematic parallel

[meganeblobfish]

I’m laughing and I’m crying 😂😭

[somenerdthing]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[c3rvida3]

i spent a whole 2 minutes on your blog before realising that im not cis

All I ever wanted was to be a cyber wizard who runs a cursed webpage that turns you trans. This is excellent news.

[c3rvida3]

I’m gonna kill you.

[meganeblobfish]

Amazing ❤️

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[dovewithscales]

Can’t hurt. Here’s hoping for an awesome birthday party.

[eckyeckyecky-deactivated2020051]

okay but how about this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

[staccatostark-deactivated201811]

wait how big are they then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

closer to pumpkins

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[pinkfiazco]

Amen

[meganeblobfish]

But I have celiac disease :(

[tabakkas-deactivated20200623]

the love of my life

[collegiate-confession]

When participation counts for the group project grade and you know nothing about the topic

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

anon makes sleepytime chicken

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[foyernormanchapel]

We rising up now, you gotta deal you gotta cope Will you be electric sheep? Electric ladies, will you sleep? Or will you preach?

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two