[memewhore]

[10knotes]

Now that is ratchet

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

[sarcasm-not-capitalism-deactiva]

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

this is much better than a real dollar

[camillesaroyan]

[knockmeoutbabe]

Their faces kill me afjstjsyltsk

[ask-cloud-skipper]

[WHEEZE]

[catlips001]

Chaotic good.

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[nocturan]

Helping a guy get a date… a literal angel

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

Um wat

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

[moneyltd]

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

[woodelf68]

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

[thenightling]

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

[imagine-sebstan]

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

[rubysapphrald]

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

[striffyisme]

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[baaulp]

Whats the saddest meal you can think of?

[buddhabrand]

[acoolguy]

…………cheesy peasy…..

[sexpigeon]

[10knotes]

at the disco

[woifiecindy]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[beachdeath]

[combustible-lemons]

[its-ok-to-smile]

Ok but the fact that you can’t actually hear how it was said doesn’t do this scene justice:

[lulz-time]

[jiggly-puf]

pizza grease macaulay culkin.

[topherchris]

[thepetcollective]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

this is not a happy dog