Megan Pham

Megan Pham. Wannabe pharmacist. Bubble tea enthusiast. I'm Megan if you found the guy wearing the "If Found Return to Megan" t-shirt. Rp blog. Not affiliated with Lana Condor.

[meganwithmoxie]

Miranda [txt]: James

[txt]: Nope, this is Megan, what's up Miranda?

[meganwithmoxie]

Sam [txt] Do you have a condom? It's a life or death situation.

[txt]: ...I mean yeah I have a box kicking around somewhere but a pharmacy is gonna be quicker

[samahayesproductions]

[txt] No, no! [txt] I have to drive to a pharmacy.  This is life or Death, Megan.  I need them now.  please.  

[meganwithmoxie]

[txt]: Okay okay okay! I’ll bring them! Where are you??

[meganwithmoxie]

Sam [txt] Do you have a condom? It's a life or death situation.

[txt]: ...I mean yeah I have a box kicking around somewhere but a pharmacy is gonna be quicker

[meganwithmoxie]

@cxrpsofdiscovery  The answer is that I have no idea. @greenteedelight or @atrome maybe? They both seem busy.

[atticusx-santana]

dannywithoutthecat:

Odds are good that you’re right. In the name of strange (and wonderful) American traditions, I think you should try to get at least three other people to do the chicken dance with you. It’s very fun and definitely worth a smile!

Well, that was an… interesting experience to say the least. This country’s passion for poultry is astounding. Special thank you to @misfitwithatemper​ , @meganwithmoxie​ , & @musicxmanxtime​ for your choreography expertise.  

[meganwithmoxie]

Another American tradition mastered. We'll have you making Snickers Salads and singing God Bless American by the end of the semester.

[parkmacs]

[txt]: okay cookie cop how many people have you been interrogating about cookies? [txt]: you can literally buy a box at the dollar store

[TEXT]:: Literally just you???

[TEXT]:: And it was not an interrogation. It isn't my fault you crack easy.

[meganwithmoxie]

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

//Megan is typing

[txt]: It was an interrogation and you owe me cookies

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too…YES ALL THE YES

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt] He doesn’t have to be awake for us to touch his hair.  Or rather for us to pin him down to touch his hair.  

[meganwithmoxie]

[txt]: No but he'd get revenge horribly

[txt]: Maybe we could get his hairdresser in on it??? And assure him that he resembles Einstein?

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too…YES ALL THE YES

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt] i mean I could.  Especially if I tie it around him.   [txt] The struggle would be real.   [txt] Maybe we can trick him into remaking the photo.  

[meganwithmoxie]

[txt]: We could douse him but I don’t think he’d let us touch his hair

[txt]: Pinning for future revenge schemes

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too...YES ALL THE YES

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt] Unfortunately on/off switches for humans have not been created yet or I’m sure they would’ve.   [txt] I know he doesn’t, it’s still irritating.   [txt] I just want him to not think things through sometimes.  

[meganwithmoxie]

[txt]: Yeah and you can’t just throw a blanket on him and expect him to sleep anymore...

[txt]:I get it. Love him but he’s always gotta analyse things six ways to next Wednesday

[txt]: But when he annoys you... remember his little bathtub devil horn hairdo and it makes things WAY better ;D

[meganwithmoxie]

@misfitwithatemper I think that the answer to your question could be either @deadpoolfreakers or @onekillernurse. They both seem like they might be into it.

[deadpoolfreakers]

if it involves sex, you have the right guy

[meganwithmoxie]

I mean, if that’s how sex works for you, I’m not gonna kinkshame.

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too...YES ALL THE YES

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt] He really was a cute baby.  Damn mom and dad for teaching him to talk.  

[meganwithmoxie]

[txt]: He really was. I mean I’M glad he can talk because he’s my best friend, but your parents could have programmed an off switch or something???

[txt]: He doesn’t really think you’re dumb, by the way 

[txt]: He just... sucks at communicating that. He wouldn’t try to explain things if he actually thought you were dumb.

[txt]: Like Frank from high school physics

[misfitwithatemper]

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too...YES ALL THE YES

[meganwithmoxie]

[img attachments] 

[meganwithmoxie]

@misfitwithatemper I think that the answer to your question could be either @deadpoolfreakers or @onekillernurse. They both seem like they might be into it.

[misfitwithatemper]

I honestly didn’t think you’d answer this one.  Your answers aren’t bad, I might’ve picked others but not bad.  

[meganwithmoxie]

Ara, I’ve known y our little brother almost as long as you have, you think I haven’t answered weirder or worse? But now you’ve gotta tell me who your answers are!!

[meganwithmoxie]

@misfitwithatemper I think that the answer to your question could be either @deadpoolfreakers or @onekillernurse. They both seem like they might be into it.

[meganwithmoxie]

Caught red handed with even more french fries... 

[everythingis-hugo]

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Probably just hit some parties, make some friends, and have a great time!  I might try to convince @meganwhizbangpop and @paratym to join me.

[meganwithmoxie]

Gah, not today, sorry. I'm gonna go get scared witless at a haunted house. I'd invite you but.... no.

[tyler-reid]

Truth or Scare time, Ty! If Marie and Pierre Curie did a Halloween couple's costume, what would they go as?

An ionic bond! Zing!

[tyler-reid]

meganwithmoxie​:

Yes, but they also shared a life. Imagine talking about your discovery over your favourite cereal and someone other than your best friend refraining from throwing a yoghurt cup at your head!

They only throw yogurt cups because they are threatened by my intelligence and to stupid to realize that’s why they hate me.

[meganwithmoxie]

One, no one should hate you, ever. Two, that is definitely not why people throw things at you. Though the statement is definitely closely related.