我的传说

A blog for a self-insert monster OC. Follows back from @mildewsmuses!

[lesbianhaircut]

there is NO toxic mold growing on this post

i repeat there is NO MOLD on this post

It is safe to touch

[billy-on-a-walk]

[woodenaxe]

1. Bleeding Tooth Fungus

2. Schizophyllum Commune

3. Rhodotus Palmatus

4. Porcellain Fungus

5. Leratiomyces

6. Cup Fungus

7. Cyathus Striatus

8. Phallus Indusiatus

9. Clathrus Ruber

10. Geastrum Minimum

more

the fungus amongus

[socialmaya]

[sweetmidnightmare-moved-deactiv]

imagine being human lol

[sweetmidnightmare-moved-deactiv]

this post was made by the ██████ gang

[worstloki]

[dearest1]

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

[mossy-suggestions]

awaken in the dirt. arise from the moss. whether you’ve grown into something new or not is for you to decide. you are your own.

[meidechuanshuo]

amoodydork‌:

He lightly strokes Mildew’s fur. “If you weren’t so tall this would be much easier.”

   “Maybe you’re just short.” But... they didn’t mind the attention. To make it a little easier for Moody to reach their mane, they take a seat and crouch forward a little.

They already look like they’re starting to get sleepier... was it really that easy?

[hydrocrew]

“Throw your most horrifying monstrosity at me, I will find a way to pet it.”

[meidechuanshuo]

   “Just give it to me, doc...”

[wild-e-eep]

I was admiring the black, squiddy heads on some expired ink-caps on a rotten tree stump yesterday. When I got closer to photograph them I discovered a whole world of tiny, little things growing beneath. The white pom-poms are a slime mould - Ceratiomyxa fruticulosa, I haven’t identified the tiny, orange cup fungi, yet.

[gorps]

[meidechuanshuo]

@an-ordinary-roach

[butt-berry]

[meidechuanshuo]

mildew used crunch

it’s super effective

[fujinliow]

Chinese Cultural Performance - The Bian Lian (Face Mask Changing), performed in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, during the Lunar New Year. 

[meidechuanshuo]

elmbred‌:

“But it’s got a pokemon inside! Not even an edible one, from what I hear it’s probably a Rattata!”

   “Anything is edible if you try hard-enough. Besides, I’m sure it’d be very high in protein.”

[elmbred]

“I’m hungry… but I gotta wait until this egg hatches… what if I walk away to get a snack and it turns out this little guy knows flame wheel and decides to burn the lab?”

[meidechuanshuo]

   “Eat the egg.”

[diekaiju]

The kaiju film PULGASARI has a backstory that is vastly more fascinating than the film itself: in 1978, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il had South Korean director Shin Sang-ok and actress (who was also Sang-ok’s ex-wife) Choi Eun-hee kidnapped from South Korea. Kim Jong-il, a movie buff, was frustrated with the lack of quality of North Korean cinema, and intended on having his new prisoners create better films that would give prestige to his country. Shin Sang-ok was given a blank check to do so, and went on to direct six films, the last (and most expensive) of which was PULGASARI.

Sang-ok and Eun-hee ended up escaping during a supervised trip to Vienna, fleeing their handlers and gaining asylum at the US embassy. They ended up remarrying and moving to Los Angeles, where Sang-ok directed and produced the sequels to the THREE NINJAS films.