cute German freaks

[luluxa]

Based on this account (translated from Russian): On a festival once, I encountered Paul and Richard on their off day, listening to their colleague musicians. So, for real, with Paul, Richard was like a tiger with her cub: brought him some water, put his jacket on Paul’s shoulders when the wind picked up, and just fussed about taking care of him. I thought that maybe Paul had fallen ill, he looked rather tired and sad. Or maybe something bad had happened and Richard was being comforting. 

[chester-benningtons]

@lullabyofthecrow  😭  ❤️

[thecultoftill]

Rammstein really do, do everything together.

‘We finally land at the airport. We foolishly drank too much coffee and because no one can wait until another toilet becomes available we all urinate together. We call this a Wilkinson(After Wilkinson Sword: The razor brand) because so many blades come together.“

Flake in his book Heute Hat Die Welt Geburstsag.

[doktortill]

so they not only watch porn and get off together, apparently they also pee together; why am I not surprised at all

[thegothicviking]

So the handjobs that Reesh mentioned might be real?

[poplinn]

 Early 2000s // Paul Landers in Russia // August 2019

[followthecreeper]

click on him :)

(dedicated to @naraism)

[thegraphitechronicles-deactivat]

Rammstein: Deutschland (English translation)

You (you have, you have, you have, you have) Have cried a lot (cried, cried, cried, cried) Parted in the soul (parted, parted, parted, parted) United in the heart (united, united, united, united) We (we are, we are, we are, we are) Have already been together for a long time (you are, you are, you are, you are) Your breath is cold (so cold, so cold, so cold, so cold) The heart is in flames (so hot, so hot, so hot, so hot) You (you can, you can, you can, you can) I (I know, I know, I know, I know) We (we are, we are, we are, we are) You* (you remain, you remain, you remain, you remain)

Germany - my heart in flames It wants to love and curse you Germany - your breath is cold So young and yet so old Germany!

I (you have, you have, you have, you have) I never want to leave you (you cry, you cry, you cry, you cry) One can love you (you love, you love, you love, you love) And wants to hate you (you hate, you hate, you hate, you hate) Arrogant, superior Taking over, giving over Surprise, assault Germany, Germany over all

Germany - my heart in flames It wants to love and curse you Germany - your breath is cold So young and yet so old Germany - your love Is a curse and a blessing Germany - my love I cannot give you Germany! Germany!

You I We You* You (overly powerful, redundant) I (Übermenschen**, weary) We (who climbs high will fall deep) You* (Germany, Germany over all)

Germany - your heart in flames It wants to love and curse me Germany - my breath is cold So young and yet so old Germany - your love Is a curse and a blessing Germany - my love I cannot give you Germany!

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*Ihr = German informal plural “you”. Can be used to refer to multiple people in an informal way OR to one person of high status (eg. a king) as well.

** Übermensch(en): “superior human being(s)”, a term created by Friedrich Nietzsche, but mostly known as another word the nazis used for the so-called “aryan” people [author’s note: considering the history of this word, I don’t think they’re using it seriously. I guess it’s more like a quotation, but everyone has the right to their own interpretation.]

[thegraphitechronicles-deactivat]

Don’t wanna be annoying, but the post isn’t showing up in tumblr search for whatever reason, so I’m tagging some people who might be interested:

@paul-von-rammstein @lust-for-sacher @inthedarkden @sapphirewolf100 @jeder-stein-ist-eine-traene @thegothicviking @ruby16wallpaper @kruspedream @milliglock @kya-kya-kya @liferemains @angstundallein @slashs-head-is-fuzzy @russian-assassin @sciencebranchblues @schuspriemanenzand @one-water-ghoul @inthedarkden @reeshs @sparkletreeflake @adios-mp3 @kritsanaratree 

[schuspriemanenzand]

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME 👀💕💕

[miscreantmelon]

Deutschland + Deja Vu

[ruby16wallpaper]

richard: how many belts do you think I should wear at the show?

paul: I think one’s enough.

richard: …

richard: I’m gonna wear three.

[ruby16wallpaper]

What's your favourite thing about Schneider?

Hmm, I don’t know him all that well, but he seems really sweet, so I guess his personality is my favorite thing. My favorite moments of his would probably be anything with Frau and of course, revovovo.

Thanks, twin!

[rammfanmex]

Schneider is a sweetie!

I also love his friendship with Paul, and how Paul seems to bring the dork out of him.

[boneology-deactivated20200429]

HI GUYS IM HERE TO RANT ABOUT MY BOY SCHNEI ARE YOU READY

First of all: he’s huge. He’s TALL. So tall. He’s only a few inches shorter than Ollie. Also he’s ex military. Look at those arms and thighs. He never skips leg day.

Second: his eyes. Ohhhhhh boy. His eyes. They’re so expressive and blue. You can really tell what he’s thinking and feeling in any given picture and I die every time he’s confused and you can only tell through his eyes

Third: DEVOTION. Whether it’s to Ulrike or the drums, this boi lets people know where his loyalties lie. He practically worships the drums. Have you seen his wedding pics with Ulrike? I would kill to have someone look at me with such ferocity and love and loyalty. Listen to him talk about his drum set and see how SERIOUS he gets during videos. He did not come to be served but TO SERVE.

Fourth: SASSMASTER. You thought RZK was sassy? Watch the yt clip where he goes to a host dinner party. He’s so fucking sassy. Watch the clip of him getting into Frau from Mein Teil. YOU WILL DRAW ON FRAUS EYELINER RIGHT

Fifth: his smile. Oh man. That smile. That smile kills me. It’s not rare like Flakes but it’s so genuine. So open and only happens if he’s really happy. Otherwise he smirks. Which is also hot

And last: SCHNEIDER IN LIFAB AND PARIS IS MY SEXUALITY FULL STOP I’ll kill a man for anyone from Pussy in the black leather but LOOK AT MY BOY

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Next week we talk about how Paul, Ollie and Schneider are the Dream Team ™

[schneiderssmile]

This post describes perfectly my love for Schneider. I think that he’s a perfect man, ah my heart is melting.

[boneology-deactivated20200429]

He’s not my usual type at all but for real he’s….ah. You know ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[deathsimage]

[ruby16wallpaper]

Made a couple of my own.

[deathsimage]

Rammstein’s favorite things

Schneider: Scarves

Richard: Nail Polish

Paul: Richard

Till: Pussy

Oliver: Exercise

Flake: Complaining

[alsinorpeanut-deactivated201812]

“ptptptptptheiratemich”

[virgin-demon-deactivated2018071]

Paul: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Schneider: Do not take this personally, but I feel like I am being threatened by a cupcake.

[ruby16wallpaper]

This interview in English from 2001 has so many great lines

Paul to Schneider:

Doom on possible live costume colors:

Paul on how the band lineup has never changed:

Paul on their genre:

Till on their genre:

Paul on their genre, again:

Paul on some mystery song:

Paul on Mutter taking 1.5 years to make:

Paul on why they use pyrotechnics:

Paul and Till just being cute:

[mommy-mikasa-deactivated2021061]

Rammstein members as vines

Richard: “happy birthday to me! its not my birthday, but I’m more important.”

Paul: “road work ahead? uh, YEAH, i sure hope it does!”

Till: the vine of the lady pounding on the bus door while singing very loudly 

Flake: *slides in* “good evening” 

Ollie: “its summer, ive got my hat on backwards and its time to fuckin party” *slams head on the top of the door* 

Schneider: “…wOw” 

[dialect-warrior]

Random German slang/phrases

I created a list of random German slang from a video game to help people in conversation. I’ll make a second list some other time.

VERBS

alles im Griff haben - to have everything under control

am Arsch sein - to be screwed

aus dem Weg schaffen - to get something out of the way (i.e. a problem)

bekannt machen - to introduce [people]

fremd sein - to not be from the area

die Geduld verlieren - to lose patience

herumtreiben - to hang about somewhere

sich raushalten - to stay out of someone’s business

schief gehen - to go wrong [a situation]

umhören - to ask around

verarschen - to take the piss

verrecken - to die [coll.]

NOUNS

die Bullen - the cops

die Jungs - guys

der Kerl (-e) - man [coll.]

der Pechvogel (ö) - unlucky person

der Verrückter (te) - lunatic

der Versager - loser

LITTLE WORDS

als Gegenleistung - in return

gewissen __ - certain __ [person]

in der Tat - as a matter of fact

namens __ - called __

neuerdings - in recent times

so ziemlich __ - pretty much __

umsonst - for nothing

viel los - busy/crowded

PHRASES / SAYINGS

ich bin dabei - i’m in [a deal]

lass das - don’t do that

mach keine Witze über __ - don’t joke about __

man sieht sich - see you around

pass auf dich auf - be careful

rat mal - just guess

reden wir über was anderes - let’s change subject

schon okay - that’s alright

verdammt richtig - damn right

verzieh dich! - get lost!

weißt du was, __ - tell you what, __

wenn es sein muss - if need be

wer weiß das schon? - who knows?

wie wäre es mit __ ? - how about __ ?

woher weißt du das? - how do you know that?

[simplespectating]

Attractive older men with great hair & a deep voice will be the death of me.

[meintill-blog]

*cough* Till Lindemann

[thecultoftill]

Little Till already had a way with words.

“Sometimes, with the permission of his mother, I could use his unforgettable phrases. When he saw the crescent moon “Look, the moon is broken.” After a rainshower: “Look, how the meadow cries!“ Werner Lindemann on  5 year old Till.