HumanBean

I don't know what I'm doing, but you can't stop me. She/They/He

[mel0nmaster]

It's it crazy the the arbitrary number of days we decided a month should be happens to line up with the human menstrual cycle?

That is the most insane coincidence.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

[cynopansy]

They do actually!

[mauve-moth]

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

[hotmolasses]

Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.” 

She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”

And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”

She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea!  The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.  I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did.  So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”

[wrote-my-own-deliverance]

My moms a sign language interpreter, and she’s signed with people from all over the US. According to her, when she signs with people from the south they sign with a “drawl.” They have slower hand movements and exaggerate certain parts of the sign. People from the Midwest sign very fast and people from the south sign very slow.

So we were at a restaurant once and my mom started interpreting for someone who was trying to order and she was like “oh you’re from the south!”

And they were like “how did you know that?”

And she said “you sign with a drawl.” And they were really surprised that it came through that much.

It’s really interesting that even when not speaking verbally accents and heritage come through.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Humans are so fucking fascinating

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[mel0nmaster]

You ever just want to live in a tree in the woods like a little forest gremlin?

[mel0nmaster]

I was at a friend's house for the first time in a long time. They have a carpeted bathroom. 💀

What the fuck? Like Eww.

[mel0nmaster]

Wish I could befriend bears.

They have cute lil ears and cute faces but noooo.

They just have to have the capacity to rip me open at a moments notice.

Which I respect but I think they shouldn't do that to me.

Because I have wonderful vibes and I just want to be their friend.

-My bf

[mel0nmaster]

Calling all gays. I have recently made a new destiny 2 clan called The Fruit BowI. I'm trying to make an LGBTQ+ friendly space that's accepting of everyone that feels the same way.

if anyone is interested in it I'd love to chat. please DM me or reblog. even if you're not particularly interested any notes or reblogs would be really appreciated. I'm just trying to get the word out there.

[mel0nmaster]

Calling all gays. I have recently made a new destiny 2 clan called The Fruit BowI. I'm trying to make an LGBTQ+ friendly space that's accepting of everyone that feels the same way.

if anyone is interested in it I'd love to chat. please DM me or reblog. even if you're not particularly interested any notes or reblogs would be really appreciated. I'm just trying to get the word out there.

[mel0nmaster]

Calling all queers.

Me and some friends are looking to make a new destiny 2 clan. We are looking for other gays that want a friendly and safe space within destiny 2. We'd rather you be a relatively experienced, but were not exuding new players. PvP or PvE, we really don't care.

We'd rather you be on Xbox, but if you're not Discord is a requirement.

The clan name is still undecided, so you're welcome to pitch in.

Also you not required to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community as long as you're not a Bastard /Brit

If you want in send me a dm

[mel0nmaster]

Calling all queers.

Me and some friends are looking to make a new destiny 2 clan. We are looking for other gays that want a friendly and safe space within destiny 2. We'd rather you be a relatively experienced, but were not exuding new players. PvP or PvE, we really don't care.

We'd rather you be on Xbox, but if you're not Discord is a requirement.

The clan name is still undecided, so you're welcome to pitch in.

Also you not required to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community as long as you're not a Bastard /Brit

If you want in send me a dm

[mel0nmaster]

Calling all queers.

Me and some friends are looking to make a new destiny 2 clan. We are looking for other gays that want a friendly and safe space within destiny 2. We'd rather you be a relatively experienced, but were not exuding new players. PvP or PvE, we really don't care.

We'd rather you be on Xbox, but if you're not Discord is a requirement.

The clan name is still undecided, so you're welcome to pitch in.

Also you not required to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community as long as you're not a Bastard /Brit

If you want in send me a dm

[mel0nmaster]

I love unsipping my ribcage.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A superhero that hides his/her identity and kills bad guys is technically a serial killer.

[mel0nmaster]

They'd be a serial killer wether or not they hide their identity....

[mel0nmaster]

I've see a thing going around about the Prince from Cindereller. Something about him having a thing for feet, because he went around the hole kingdom looking at every woman's feet.

But think about it making glass footwear would have been nearly impossible for the time period the movie is set in. Meaning it was very like Cindereller was the only one with her feet visible at the ball. This further supports the I'd the price is into feet.

[mel0nmaster]

I saw a worm on the path this morning.

[mel0nmaster]

I've been reading through my posts and it's really strange see past me's experiences in text form.

[mel0nmaster]

I'm in the process of rewatch gravity falls. And I'm just now realising how gay the cops are omg. They're totally boyfriends.

It's fucking adorable.