IF (hair == "blond" || alignment == "morally grey") {
load_character();
}
// flag definitions
IF (flag == "black") {
description = "bad habits, bad intentions, down bad"
}
IF (flag == "red") {
description = "forbidden, tempting, inevitably trouble"
}
IF (flag == "yellow") {
description = "will ruin your sleep and maybe your morals"
}
IF (flag == "green") {
description = "good for the heart, intoxicating for the mind"
}
// character loading sequence
loading "Caesar Alexandrovich Sergeyev"…
⏳ obsession_level: 34% → 61% → 89%
⚠ WARNING: heart.exe overclocking
💾 memory leak detected
🛠 ERROR: sanity not responding
✔ Tsar [🖤] loaded
description: bad habits, bad intentions, down bad
→ status: permanently cached
loading "Yevgeny Vissarionovich Bogdanov"…
⏳ obsession_level: 47% → 72% → 94%
⚠ WARNING: reality override failed
💾 memory leak: romantic delusion detected
🛠 ERROR: logic_module corrupted
✔ Zhenya [🖤] loaded
description: bad habits, bad intentions, down bad
→ status: lives rent free
loading "Yeo Taeju"…
⏳ obsession_level: 12% → 28% → 63%
buffering feelings…
installing attachment issues…
do not interrupt
do not look at me
// global system messages
status: critically unwell
memory_usage: 103% fictional men
logic_module: deleted
heart.exe: on fire
sanity_check: failed
current_theme: BL mini-list
warning: recurring pattern detected
note: this is absolutely a pattern
attempting recovery… failed
user refuses to learn
same taste, different font
ERROR: became obsessed again
// post-loading crash
SYSTEM FAILURE: fell in love
emergency shutdown initiated
shutdown aborted (user too far gone)
// boundaries
DO NOT PERCEIVE ME
DNI: reality, emotional stability.
