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ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɪꜱ ᴛʀʏ, ᴛʀʏ, ᴛʀʏ

ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ꜱᴏ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ɪ’ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀ (ꜱᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ)

ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ:

ʜɪ, ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ. ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴍᴀɴʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴜʟᴀ 1/ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀ ꜱᴘᴏʀᴛꜱ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ, ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ, ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ (ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴄʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴄ/ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ), ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ; ꜱᴏ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ.

#about me #pinned post

laura1633

It’s worth pointing out that Max always puts Charles in his football team.

Also worth pointing out that this is Charles playing football :

Max I know exactly who you are.

#gotta love the confidence he has in him #or maybe he’s just that dickmatized— 🔫*gunshots*🔫#oh my god who said that 👁️👄👁️#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen

lost-in-fandoms

Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 12, 2026 by Kym Illman

#i’m sure max is lovin this #so many 😵‍💫😵‍💫#like go off queen 👑#but also why #like i get it you LOVE being surrounded by men but even this is a bit much don’t ya think??#ehh who am i kidding there’s never enough men surrounding you is there max #max verstappen #mv3 #f1

supremesanada

this is so fucking funny

#max brings a sort of je ne sais quoi to w2w racing that is much needed in f1 #like yes my whimsical queen go out there and terrorize the public #mind you that’s MY dickhead driver and i live for the chaos he inflicts on all those around him #max verstappen #mv3

starrrfalling

happy pride month to bisexual icon max “i used grindr once” verstappen.

alternative quotes include but are not limited to

“tickling the bumhole” half naked in a tiny tub of water with daniel

“has george sent you a topless selfie in the mercedes suit yet?”

“send itttttt” in reference to alex telling him george has (disappointingly) not sent shirtless photos (YET)

“and there’s nothing wrong with that” in reference to him and daniel almost kissing

“meeting a girl…OR A GUY” in reference to how old is too old (which is a whole other thing in itself)

“would you like to?” as a response to daniel saying he hasn’t seen all of max

*insert multiple references of calling men gorgeous and beautiful* (notably george and daniel)

“do you want it? do you want it? do you want it?” & “i made it ESPECIALLY for you” < max auditioning to be daniel’s housewife. the beloved maxiel stroopwafel incident.

#the bicon we need and want to see 💅#max vertsappen #mv3