It Could All Be So Simple

I lose my mind just a little bit more every day.

[sarcasmismyonlydefense24]

"Not all men..."

Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

[melancholymelanin]

Office group texts are unprofessional. I will die on this hill.

[lmm-43]

Your SELF RESPECT gotta be stronger than your feelings.

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[nil-the-glitch]

Happy fuckteenth

[melancholymelanin]

It's my birfday!!!

[crippled-peeper]

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

[melancholymelanin]

Donate to Treats and Toys for Gizmo's Healing, organized by Arielle Gilmore

Gizmo's Churu fund dedicated to getting her all the snacks and toys she could want… Arielle Gilmore needs your support for Treats and Toys f

My perfect baby angel had an accident and lost her leg. If anyone would like to donate to her Churu fund...

[noah-wyles]

i'm hollering

[depsidase]

[holy0ak6-deactivated20240421]

[squeeblr]

via bree newsome bass on twitter: 

“The widely circulated timeline created by @Zerflin does a great job in showing how recently slavery & segregation occurred & that they lasted longer than the modern era. 

“I'd like to offer this timeline as another way of viewing the same period of history to show the constancy of both Black resistance in US & efforts of the white power structure to maintain racial caste since 1619.”

https://twitter.com/breenewsome/status/986427881680228354

[queen-mihai]

This second picture is MUCH more accurate!

[queen-mihai]

I had the exact same experience the second time I looked at this picture as the first time. I was looking like "what is this green line? Like suddenly everything is OK? It's not. Racists are still trying to push us back to 1619. Nothing has been fixed. We still need to fight. Hard!

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[theanimationalley]

[weaver-z]

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

[breadcunt]

Why would they speak spanish in europe

[weaver-z]

Spain.......

[princeofnerds]

[queer-cosette]

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

[bloodstained-butterfly]

are we gonna skip past port o' rico

[forbidden-interlude]

The funniest part of Sinners was when the Native Americans just said “yeahhh good luck with that”

[bootlegramdomneess]

Wise man said, "Welp. alright baby girl. i'mma pray for your safety. Ciao. May the odds ever be in your favor."

[innerchildabortionclinic]

screaming

[free-my-mindd]

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[rissahs]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Australians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[fluent-in-lesbianism]