Sad musical gay

I have 1 birb and 3 dogs, love them. Female She/They pronouns. May contain spiders, parrots and lesbians.

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[aetherograph]

It's not pregnant YET. Wait til I get there though.

[andromedasummer]

arirals in voices of the void and their reputation system and events rule. they fucking hate you if you try to hang out in their treehouse and eat their food. at good reputation they will take you to their treehouse to nap and give you food. they enjoy throwing rocks at your window regardless of slightly disliking or slightly liking you. when youre in good with them they'll knock a vent cover out for you as a favour and when youre their enemy theyll knock a vent out above you while you work and punch you once before bolting. they'll go on a joyride on your atv but will fill it up when they return it if they like u. if they dont theyll rig it to explode on touch. they fucking love running up to you while invisible and ripping shrimp out of your hands. letting them do so will give you a massive reputation boost. they can leave a gravity gun outside for you but if you take and use it they will hunt you down invisibly and beat you up to take it back. its all forgiven if u just give it back tho. if they hate you enough they'll leave a box of brownies on your doorstep that contains a bomb. if they dont like you or they do like you they will fill your base with blue fluorescent glowsticks. they leave brownie trails for you to follow (if they dislike you its so they can fill your house with trash while youre gone). sometimes you can wake up to them, invisible as always, spoonfeeding you yogurt while you sleep. they'll bolt the minute theyre caught. at your lowest and highest point of approval they will, regardless, construct a catapult in your garage and rig it to throw a paper maché alien directly at your face once the door opens. they have cat faces. theyre like 10 feet tall. if they like you enough they'll vaccinate you. theyre alien creatures of all time.

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[pangur-and-grim]

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

[pangur-and-grim]

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

[pangur-and-grim]

wait hang on I’ll post a pangur photo. don’t unfollow

[pangur-and-grim]

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[memecucker]

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[nattousan]

sending this to my lineman friend…

[sheepsheeples]

My much younger zoomer friend introduced me to vocaloids the other night and now ive got brain worms about it. I really like the ones that sound more crunchy/robotic Adachi rei is a favourite so far and also i love klattsch so much. Its what i imagine a roomba serenading me would sound like. Like this cover of Paranoid Android Anyways I downloaded OpenUTAU because noodling around with this stuff seems fun.

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[caspercryptid]

And it was

NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

And it was

YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I really

FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

[bluemuffin-draws]

The spaceships are in love (size to scale)

[8nin]

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

[3000s]

true

[honsehonsehonsehonse]

[emziess]

What was taken from Grace // What was given to Grace Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[sheepsheeples]

So i uh. Remembered that Wiggler Sim exists