like thoughts inside a dream

oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails across the sea of years, with no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear

[jackson-dahl]

Yeah? Same to you, sweetheart, you’re fucking incredible.

[melaniesirius]

[jackson-dahl]

How much?

[melaniesirius]

You're probably the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. 

[jackson-dahl]

More than a little bit, sweetheart.

[melaniesirius]

You're in luck. I like you a lot, too.

[jackson-dahl]

[melaniesirius]

You like me a little bit, don't you?

[jackson-dahl]

That may be the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. I’m gonna kiss you now, okay?

[melaniesirius]

Not if I beat you to it.

[jackson-dahl]

I’m sure you’re fucking adorable. C’mon, impress me, sweetheart.

[melaniesirius]

None of this, six gunnin this, brotha runnin this, Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya Any damsel that's in distress Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West Roughneck so go check the law and abide Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react, You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at

[jackson-dahl]

Do I get to hear you rap now?

[melaniesirius]

Hmm... I guess. But be prepared, I'm the master of bad rapping.

[jackson-dahl]

I’d be more than happy to oblige that.

[melaniesirius]

[jackson-dahl]

I don’t have embarrassing skills. But you’re too fucking cute.

[melaniesirius]

Well I expect some form of payment. I guess a kiss will do.

[jackson-dahl]

Don’t give me that look, sweetheart.

[melaniesirius]

Why? Is it working?

[jackson-dahl]

I don’t have any embarrassing skills.

[melaniesirius]

Not a single one? Is Jackson Dahl too cool to be embarrassed in any way?

[jackson-dahl]

Can I hear it?

[melaniesirius]

I'm not showing off another one of my embarrassing skills unless I get to see one of yours in return.

[jackson-dahl]

Wait, wait, does this mean you can rap?

[melaniesirius]

Not well. That was a really long time ago.

[jackson-dahl]

I’m sure you’re a fantastic fucking teacher, sweetheart.

Really? Shit, I guess he was pretty cool. 

[melaniesirius]

"Pretty cool." Try amazing. I wanted to be a rapper like him for a long time. Miranda was gonna beatbox for me and everything.

[jackson-dahl]

Hours with you? That sounds fuckin’ awful, why would I put myself through that?

Uh—the kind that sucks I assume? You a big Will Smith fan then?

[melaniesirius]

Hey, you said you wanted to learn. I'm a hard teacher, too. Make sure you know what you're getting yourself into.

Are you kidding? He was my idol as a kid.

[jackson-dahl]

Honestly I’d rather just watch you.

Impressive sweetheart, you should teach me sometime.

[melaniesirius]

It takes lots and lots of practice to learn my art of dancing. Hope you're prepared to put hours into it if you really wanna learn.

I'm a little disappointed that there was no Will Smith on this playlist, though. What kind of 90s playlist doesn't have Will Smith?

[jackson-dahl]

I’m sure you are sweetheart. I ain’t got nothin’ on you.

[melaniesirius]

Still haven't seen those so-called moves. 

How 'bout that, huh?