You’re probably the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time.
Yeah? Same to you, sweetheart, you're fucking incredible.
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@jackson-dahl
You’re probably the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time.
Yeah? Same to you, sweetheart, you're fucking incredible.
You’re in luck. I like you a lot, too.
How much?
You like me a little bit, don’t you?
More than a little bit, sweetheart.
Not if I beat you to it.
None of this, six gunnin this, brotha runnin this, Buffalo soldier, look it’s like I told ya Any damsel that’s in distress Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West Roughneck so go check the law and abide Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side Swallow your pride, don’t let your lip react, You don’t wanna see my hand where my hip be at
That may be the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard. I'm gonna kiss you now, okay?
Hmm… I guess. But be prepared, I’m the master of bad rapping.
I'm sure you're fucking adorable. C'mon, impress me, sweetheart.
Do I get to hear you rap now?
Well I expect some form of payment. I guess a kiss will do.
I'd be more than happy to oblige that.
Why? Is it working?
I don't have embarrassing skills. But you're too fucking cute.
Not a single one? Is Jackson Dahl too cool to be embarrassed in any way?
Don't give me that look, sweetheart.
I’m not showing off another one of my embarrassing skills unless I get to see one of yours in return.
I don't have any embarrassing skills.
Not well. That was a really long time ago.
Can I hear it?
melaniesirius:
"Pretty cool." Try amazing. I wanted to be a rapper like him for a long time. Miranda was gonna beatbox for me and everything.
Wait, wait, does this mean you can rap?
Hey, you said you wanted to learn. I’m a hard teacher, too. Make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into.
Are you kidding? He was my idol as a kid.
I'm sure you're a fantastic fucking teacher, sweetheart.
Really? Shit, I guess he was pretty cool.
It takes lots and lots of practice to learn my art of dancing. Hope you’re prepared to put hours into it if you really wanna learn.
I’m a little disappointed that there was no Will Smith on this playlist, though. What kind of 90s playlist doesn’t have Will Smith?
Hours with you? That sounds fuckin' awful, why would I put myself through that?
Uh--the kind that sucks I assume? You a big Will Smith fan then?
Still haven’t seen those so-called moves.
How ‘bout that, huh?
Honestly I'd rather just watch you.
Impressive sweetheart, you should teach me sometime.
Mmhm, prove it. I’m sure I’m a much better dancer than you.
I'm sure you are sweetheart. I ain't got nothin' on you.