Dripping with Honey

M.E.L.A.N.I.N.

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

The knees of your fingers

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[cartiercocaine-blog]

[larainbowmisfiiit-deactivated20]

I think im in love

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[nyclesbian]

I’m crying

[tsunamirains]

Omg!! ❣️❣️❣️

[xerospaced]

oh man

[alwaysbewoke]

6 Rom-Coms With Plus Size Stars That Prove Rebel Wilson Wrong

1) Beauty Shop

2) Phat Girlz

3) B.A.P.S. 

4) Just Wright 

5) Last Holiday

6) Why Did I Get Married?

[glitterboywednesday]

But yo Queen Latifah killing the shit out this genre

[blueklectic]

[issasideblogbruh]

Why would you…… rip my strands right from my scalp like this

[saathiray]

FINALLY a wording for this I’ve been trying to find that doesn’t turn into victim-blaming

[pnutbutterand-ana]

Ok but I just want thigh high socks for thick thighs

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

SERIOUSLY

[justcurvemealready-deactivated2]

[itsall4lov3-deactivated20221118]

!!!!!

[unusualrussia]

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

[officialtomselleck-deactivated2]

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

[small-funny]

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

[minuty]

[arrghigiveup]

This is legitimately the cutest thing. Also, bonus:

[echidna-of-destiny]

This is one of the sweetest, most awesome things I’ve read all day.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cwote]

You did your best and that’s all that matters, okay?

[sadiepickles]

“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” means “Change your behavior, apologize, and do better next time.” 

“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” DOES NOT mean “Your symptoms are your fault, your disorder is not even an explanation, and you are a bad person if you behave less than neurotypical”

[platypusinplaid]

Fixed it! Christmas 2017 is the year Rudolph finally shuts down Santa for his ruthless opportunism

[ruinedchildhood]

tag yourself i’m sophia

[f--o--r--e--v--e--r]

[infiniteedge]

Instructions for building IKEA furniture, but it’s written like a tumblr post

[infiniteedge]

ok tumblr, LISTEN UP

this little frickfracker right here is a BJÖRKSNÄS