It's so nice to meet you

Let's never meet again Bohemia -> Meliora

[robertmitchum]

what do you do for a living?

I exist against my will. 

[inthetags]

Reblog and put your go to pizza order in the tags 

[owenology]

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

[owenology]

i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

[genderlessblomber]

certified iconic post

[eliminated]

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[vykodlak]

Every horror game protag: *Meticulously goes through the dilapidated maze-like rooms and hallways of the Horror House, braving its murderous inhabitants and various traps, looking for puzzle pieces that’ll open all the locked doors which will lead even further into the house and to even more puzzle doors*

Me, if I were in the same situation:

[vykodlak]

Everyone finding out that there’s an 8 foot tall monster woman in the horror house:

[rainypd]

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i did not have “born in the wrong body” childhood transgender angst i had “blissfully unaware of the concept of gender until the world lucifer’d me and made me bite that fucking awareness apple and then suddenly everything was Wrong” angst

[mjalti]

[cinno]

Theseus is so funny and for what

[bloodwrit]

In the name of Hades, I accept this Mantle! 

[bey]

Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

“tumblr is so embarrassing-”

I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century

embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet

listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always

[sashaforthewin]

You guys really think your lip sync tik toks are gonna age well in a decade?

This is the shit that humbles you later in life.

[xraynarvaez]

RH decided to pop back up so this is appropriate again

[ghostgiving]

the abused kid feeling of wanting to run away from everything good in your life bc you'll never get to keep it vs. the abused kid feeling of wanting to hold on tight to everything good in your life and bare your teeth and point your knife at everyone who even thinks about taking it away because like hell you're gonna let go of the things you have fought for and won, bloodied and beaten but still fighting for the right to keep things

[scribefindegil]

an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are

[scribefindegil]

“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk  *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I aspire to this level of Extra

[shinosarna]

“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”

“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”