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better than ever :)

[meanplastic]

[bigfloridaboy]

[cur-sed]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern 

me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

[danger]

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

I always bring a second pair of pants when i go golfing, just in case i get a hole in one

[bled]

[kushandwizdom]

If somebody’s been fighting for your love for a long time, you need to understand that once they leave, they’re probably gone forever.

(via kushandwizdom)

[ccbroadcity]

[loveurself2]

a man: “let’s–” me: yeah i wont be doing that

[brigette-rose]

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

[jeanqrey]

[shencomix]

[julebug123]

Guys a few days ago i saw these two guys that were both probably in their early twenties at the store at like nine o'clock at night and one of them was wearing these fuzzy duck sandals that quacked loudly every time he took a step and his friend was pacing away from him as fast as he could going “I don’t know you. We are not friends.” While the other laughed hysterically about his duck shoes.

[bitchycode]

lmao