MELISSA ME DA RISA

Hey! My name is Melissa! I like traveling, politics, scaracsm, fashion, comedy, reading and meeting people!

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy

[mysharona1987]

No, seriously. Kemp flat out stole the election. 

The proof is overwhelming.

Abrams needs to take this to court.

[iammarcpi]

“Ted Cruz Devouring My Son” - 2018

Oil on canvas, 11"x 17"

Based on that one painting by Francisco de Goya.

[househunting]

$499,000/3 br/2700 sq ft

Pima County, AZ

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[centralperksource]

[solssi]

Janelle Monáe — PYNK

[animatedtext]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[andrewbiird]

twink michael in the 90s really couldn’t be stopped

[melissamedarisa]

🌃🌃🌃#nyc #brooklyn (at Bushwhick)

[melissamedarisa]

Watching the fireworks in the most spectacular fashion from a roof top with a bunch of strangers and @mateo_lamuno 🎉🏙🎆🎇🌃 #fourthofjuly #nyc (at Bushwick)

[melissamedarisa]

Ohhh New York 🏙🌆 #newyork #empirestateofmind (at Empire State Building)

[melissamedarisa]

Artsy af for @fabeulous11 (at Newark, New Jersey, City of)

[melissamedarisa]

Wandering with @tessdabest #art #nyc #lowereastside (at Lower East Side)

[melissamedarisa]

Love these ladies for lifeeeeee 💁🏻🙋🏼🙅🏼🙆🏻#friendshipgoals (at Pennsylvania)

[melissamedarisa]

Bees?! 🐝 🐝 🐝 #bees #beekeeping (at Pennsylvania)