Flame-haired Femme Fatale

Melanie Crowe. Junior. 20. Photography and Graphic Design Major, Music Performance Minor. On the Baseball, Equestrian, Hockey and Quidditch teams. In the Photography and Gardening clubs. Relationship status: Single A Misfit. A Phoenix.

[andyzimms-blog]

Texas

[mellie-crowe]

Ohhhhhh! Well, that explains the accent. What brings you all the way out here?

[andyzimms-blog]

Not really at all, nope. Buildings ain’t that big, anyway.

[mellie-crowe]

What kind of Narnia do you come from??

[andyzimms-blog]

Hills and just all the buildings, probably.

[mellie-crowe]

Do you not have hills or buildings where you come from?

[andyzimms-blog]

So this is the big city, then…

[mellie-crowe]

Yeah, what’s the first thing that got your eye? It was the trolley’s for me. And the food trucks, there’s like one on every corner.

[formoreparamore-blog]

[its-macie-royce]

Don’t worry, CBU. I’m sure you missed me!

[mellie-crowe]

Not nearly as much as I missed you, Macaroo!

[its-macie-royce]

Such faith….

[mellie-crowe]

Hey, I have a lot of faith! Your back is eternally mine, I got it that much.

[its-macie-royce]

I’d have a game plan already if I were to kill someone. Running away with you is definitely part of that plan. 

[mellie-crowe]

It better be. I’d rat you out in a second if that wasn’t part of the plan.

[its-macie-royce]

Well you’re already too late for that one. Been there, done that. Don’t recommend it. 

[mellie-crowe]

This file covers ridiculous ‘Macie is the only one this will ever possibly happen to’ events, not actual felonies. I mean if you kill someone I kinda can’t cover you for that. I think you’d have a good reason and I’d have the getaway car ready for you.

[its-macie-royce]

But if he’s agreed to Macie touching, its an all inclusive package and definitely worth the positive enforcement. 

[mellie-crowe]

Okay, you can go ahead and give it a shot but should things go south I’ll just pull a paper out of my ‘this is why mac shouldn’t go to jail’ file to read at your court hearing.

[its-macie-royce]

We’re operating under the impression I couldn’t get him to agree to let me touch. I’m very convincing. 

[mellie-crowe]

Yes, but there’s normal touching and then there’s Macie touching. They’re two completely different things.

[its-macie-royce]

Sometimes great sacrifices have to be made. 

[mellie-crowe]

So you’re fine sacrificing being close enough to look whenever you want to touch just once?

[its-macie-royce]

It’s for science!

[mellie-crowe]

Is science worth a restraining order?

[its-macie-royce]

Okay but he’s really hot though.

[mellie-crowe]

I don’t care how hot he is, that doesn’t mean you can follow him around for the opportune moment to physically check how tight his ass is.

[buriedcastle]

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[mindlessw0nderz]

[and-you-thought-you-knew-me]

yoooooo

[shasta-brah]

Dude.

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball

[203y]

this is some fucking beat shit

[awhaddup]

SHHHEEIIT

[surf-jord]

CHEESUS