[solarsyrup]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

[wvterways]

[persbaderse]

i can't fucking take this any more, i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] [gets out my top hat and cane] give 'em the ole razzle dazzle

[probuccalfat]

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

[jeffgoldblumsjazzclub-deactivat]

Knowing the bikers have a pack mentality, I thought I’d have the best chance at gaining their interest if they thought I was one of them.

[landsccape]

[cherryangeles-deactivated202410]

im done pretending i care about boys. all i want is to be smart and skinny.

[mellllllbatoast]

being back in school is such a pain. i can't for the life of me figure out a good study schedule - just endless burn out. feeling behind for the exam i have coming up, but desperately wanting to move forward with other material. what a nuisance to not have photographic memory.

[kragehund-est]

step one to overcoming social anxiety is to realize that most people kind of suck and their opinion of you is literally worthless

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[dramatic-dolphin]

you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

[solarsyrup]

always some kind of fucking temperature

[whitepeopletwitter]

[idontknowokayhelp]

Me: *listens to my own playlist*

Me: fucking masterpiece

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

If you can’t be this carefree in life what’s the point

[gregwuzhere]

Dora out here exploring lmao

[just-call-me-vendetta]

Fuck it up, Dora!!

[verssupremacy]

Is this the trailer for the movie?

[viciousmeme]

[owlmylove]

why must one be smart? is it not enough to simply have a little prosciutto, and cheese, with fresh basil?