This is Tester

This is John (Tester) GSW 2014 Alumni EFHS 2015 ASU '19 Troopers Mello 2018

[dillyt]

any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!

an 11 year old child:

[23265234723css2e234-deactivated]

i couldn’t even fucking finish this or think of a context because i started laughing too hard 

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[mellophone-in-t]

alien: hello i come in peace

me: bro wtf an alien

alien: yeah totally

me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance

alien: take me to your lizards

me:

me: bro did u mean leader

alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards

me: bro...... you just.... im sorry bro....you just missed um man........ u just barely missed them

[kingjaffejoffer]

Why Is AriZona Iced Tea Cheaper Than Water?

The company's enormous vats of iced tea are cheaper than pure water. What kind of sorcery is this?

Despite being a bladder-shattering 23.5 ounces, cans of AriZona iced tea have never wavered from the 99-cent price point introduced shortly after the drink debuted in 1992. It’s even printed on the label as a way of warding off sugar-water price gouging by retailers.

The fact that AriZona has been able to resist inflation for nearly a quarter-century is impressive. The fact that the cans usually wind up being cheaper than smaller soft drinks is also impressive, until you begin to realize how strange it is that a vat of iced tea and its accompanying ingredients somehow manages to be less expensive than plain water.

In a recent interview with Thrillist, AriZona chief marketing officer and co-owner Spencer Vultaggio shed some light on this convenience store mystery.

Unlike water titans Coke (which distributes Dasani), Evian, or Fiji, AriZona has virtually no advertising dollars invested in their teas. “We feel like it’s more important to spend money on something that our customer really cares about, instead of buying billboards or putting our cans in the hands of some celebrity for a few minutes,” Vultaggio said.

Even with a frugal approach to ads, AriZona still has to deal with rising production costs. To help resist increasing prices to compensate, the company has pursued alternative manufacturing methods, using 40 percent less aluminum in cans and having enough factories dotting the country to make transportation more efficient. Bottled water, in contrast, is sometimes sourced from abroad, making for exorbitant shipping costs.

In the end, it’s not the iced tea that’s more economical than the water; it’s that the container it comes in is simply cheaper to produce and transport. And while AriZona isn’t above charging a premium for fancier drinks—like a tea brewed with oak chips that sells for twice the price—their branding depends heavily on those familiar rows of 99-cent cans and the loyal consumers who keep reaching for them.

[linguisticparadox]

Interesting!

[robertnaytor-deactivated2018121]

I’m glad to know there wasn’t something sinister involved, because I love this stuff and I drink it all the time.

[bimmykimmy]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[mayreuhdith]

is this a renaissance painting?

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

[onesideisgreatness]

So I slapped some mathematics on this picture and…

The red lines divide the picture into thirds. They also mostly coincide with the doorway (and Cruz’s right hand), framing him nicely as the Main Character of this picture.

The green line was placed using the golden ratio (the ratio between parts of the picture above it and below it is close enough to 1:1.618). It also goes right under his chin (and through some reporters’ hands or tools).

The purple lines are diagonals that are framing the reporters really nicely.

I’m pretty sure you could also do something clever with a circle and the yellow doorway behind him, but I don’t have the patience to fiddle with that.

Basically, this picture has the same “maths are beautiful” aesthetic as (some well-known) Renaissance paintings.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mellophone-in-t]

Let's go Bloo!

I had a rough time before the callback camp, but the staff at the Bluecoats is putting me on their emergency member list anyways. I felt extremely honored that they thought that highly of my ability despite having a tough time at some portions of the audition camps

[mellophone-in-t]

I don't care how tough you think you are. If you don't feel some type of way after watching the intro to Up, then I can't believe that you have emotions.

[amazingartistyellow-deactivated]

KIRBY NO, THAT’S MY CHRISTMAS DIN-

You son of a……

[okaymad]

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

I

AM

SOBBING

[tarnishedgoldenboy]

😂😂😂😂

[fast-and-fit-sam]

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

[motivationforfitness]

Shoelace Voodoo

[coconuts-and-crunches-deactivat]

The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe

[justcatposts]

Kitty: *Sits on the keyboard, making one long drawn out synthesized note while a human accompanies them on an acoustic guitar*

cute animal vines?

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[joshmuratori]

my boyfriend (gay) dumped me, so I catfished his straight older brother for nudes, then I made a second catfish account for a gay guy to send the nudes of his brother to him so he jerked off to photos of his brother and thought it was some other guy lol

are you okay

[pookiegirl1234-deactivated20160]

Hdhdjdndidjdhs WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. IM SCREAMING

[narutofreak108944]

[loveofmellophones]

DCI World Champion Mellophones - The Bluecoats

@bloofbari @gushandgofrackyourself