[discoursedrome]

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

[bithighs]

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[pensivefabulist]

I am so grateful for comics like these because if people hadn’t started joking about it I would never have known why i was Like This

[theanishimori]

In Japan we call ourselves “fluorescent light” (keiko-to-) because, you know, it takes a few seconds to turn on.

[spicymochi]

choose your fav puppy

[dhabitahpunk-art]

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[everythingstarstuff]

Worry Lines

[camilicy]

Little capys 🧡

[noreastern]

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[vworpstageleft]

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[spectralcreep]

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

[sailurmars]

Ok I did not think this was gonna get notes, are y’all ok??

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Gemma Chan photographed by Lara Jade

[critroleantics]

I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[ampervadasz]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

[beany-bo-beany]

Is this what overthinking is like?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

[holyarcadeglitter]

Last week when I picked up my meds I forgot to tell the lady to have a lovely day then when I left I was like what if she has a bad day and it's my fault like if someone dies or even something small like her microwave macc n chee was hot outside but frozen inside or she had a scratch on her back that she couldn't reach it would be my fault and she would remember that one customer who didn't say have a nice day and then it would be my fault anyway I went back and made an ass of myself telling her to have a lovely day

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hot damn

[darwinquark]

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spector]

[mysoulforcoffee]

@onemuseleft