My mom : kitchen utensils kaha gaye?
Me : "my name is Benjamin Pointdexter."
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My mom : kitchen utensils kaha gaye?
Me : "my name is Benjamin Pointdexter."
Girlhood is a spectrum.
Literally me the past month.
Anywho! I've been absolutely scatterbrained since I last posted, I'll try to post more because this genuinely brings me so much happiness, cheers.
Happy Saturday Jaanemans ๐ฉท๐ฅฐ
I can definitely be his bad girl ๐
@chocolate-and-trouble @pleasetagmejaaneman @riddhi-on-break @hum-suffer @mellowgrungeweasel
No mai vaari jawan ๐
Sabr.
Hamza x wife!reader smut.
Warning : contains smut, I am not responsible for your media consumption.
Okay, soft dom Hamza, ovulating wife, pillow humping and baby trapping if you squint. Have fun ya filthy animals.
The eyes, chico.
They never lie.
Second time posting myself because being a baddie is a full time job.
Mera Babbar Sher ๐ฆ
PS- I need new clips
Pss- tagging my fellow wifeys @chocolate-and-trouble @pleasetagmejaaneman @itsnotmai @riddhi-on-break @mellowgrungeweasel
My man, my man, my man~
I can't get over this scene.. like AT ALL .
Imagine : you straddle him after he sits down and the smoke from his cigarette fills your lungs as you lean down to kiss him
@sparksfromhell @laal-pari @precioussophia @tobitoooo
thanks for tagging me @hyade
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO - persepolis by habibi; it's from habibi's self-titled album and the whole thing is so amazing, do check it out :))
FAVOURITE COLOUR - pink!
CURRENTLY WATCHING - currently not watching any tv shows, but the world cup has been on every day in my house! other than that, i saw Leviticus (2026) and Girls Like Girls (2026) in theaters Sunday, and my friends and i have a standing movie night and our next watch is Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1998), directed by Pedro Almodรณvar.
CURRENTLY WORKING ON - salona sa sajan chapter 12, which should come out tonight, and khabhi hum khoobsurat the part 3, which needs to go through edits. but other than that, iโve been swamped at work with a project deadline and iโm going insane.
CURRENTLY READING - in the middle of reading two books right now! oneโs a reread, The Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector, and the other is Just Watch Me by Lior Torenberg, which is a really unsettling book about kind of insane women and internet fame. but other than that, waiting for like an eastern wind by @hyade and all of @aneshb25โs wips to update.
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH - t20 2024 world cup india-australia score card ๐
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thank you for tagging me @wangjipods <33
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO - gehra hua and raga of revenge, loved the song!
FAVOURITE COLOUR - I love purple!
CURRENTLY WATCHING - Didn't watch any shows recently, but finished watching Obsession, watched the movie Unnal Mudiyum Thambi (It's a true story about the reforms bought into a district by a Maharashtrian couple, they're truly amazing), and took a peek into the Backrooms!
CURRENTLY WORKING ON - My internship (RIP) and I'm begging professors to advise me on my thesis (but my university has a shortage of professors)
CURRENTLY READING - I'm reading the Left Hand of Darkness by Le Guin and I'm reading Elephants and Cheetahs by Saral Mukherjee!
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH - "Best red bean soup recipe"
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LAST SONG I LISTENED TO : wild ride, Naal Nachna and Ahh Men! Love those songs actually and my earbug is the entire Preacher's Daughter album
FAVORITE COLOR : violet, purple, black (very spooky color palette)
CURRENTLY WATCHING : House of The Dragon season 3 and Lovecraft Country, I WANTED to watch The Vampire Lestat but my Amazon subscription betrayed me.
CURRENTLY WORKING ON : assignments..so many assignments, Lit Major ain't easy. And on my upcoming smut because the horny don't stop.
CURRENTLY READING : On The Road by Jack Kerouac, Metamorphoses by Ovid and Growth and Structure of the English Language by Otto Jespersen.
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH : Seal of Solomon (both plant and the actual thing)
Tagging : @laal-pari @hamzakamehroomkurta @precioussophia
Endhan
Hamza x wife!reader (hurt/comfort)
No warnings, just a bit angsty. Heavily inspired by the song "Crush" By Ethel Cain.
๐๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฌ'๐จ ๐๐ก๐ง๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐๐จ๐จ๐๐, ๐จ๐ค ๐๐'๐จ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ค๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐จ๐จ
๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐จ ๐ก๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ..
The salty air from the Arabian seas feathered through the high windows of their new home, the one he'd bought right after he first stepped into politics, and right before everything went wrong..
Ever since Hamza had taken up the heavy mantle of Sher-e-Baloch, he'd been paranoid, unable to rest. Yes, Hamza Ali Mazari, whose name made gangster and politician alike shuffle in their seats, was himself restless in the dead of the night.. and as his wife, it hurt her deeply..
It was two in the morning, Hamza wasn't in the bed and she didn't complain - never complained when things got like this, there he was, with his head in his hands in the living room sofa, a thousand ghosts haunting him, hundreds of which she'd never know..
She stood silently on the door watching him, trying to read his mind in almost childish conviction, only coming up with the conclusion that the odds were hard to beat for even the best warrior when he was on all fours.
She walked up to him, crouching down before his shadow drowned figure, and gently prying his hands off of his face.
"Tumhe so jana chahiye." (๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฅ)
She shook her head, thumbs tracing the bags under his eyes.
"Aapke bina neend nahi ayegi." (๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ด๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ)
He nuzzled into her silk soft palms, sighing. She was so delicate, like a piece of heaven in his blood soaked world, and he never wanted the flames of his past touching her, ever.
She picked up on his hesitant demeanor, her voice softening more.
"I don't care about your past, mujhe koi fark nahi parta.." (๐๐ต ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ)
"Mujhe sirf yeh pata hai ki mai aapki biwi hu, aur mai kahi nahi jaa rahi." (๐ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ญ๐บ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐'๐ฎ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ'๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐'๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐จ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ)
He pressed his forehead against hers, his mane of jet black hair falling over both of their faces, making her giggle.
"Bharosa hai mujhpe?" (๐๐ฐ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ต๐ณ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ?)
Like he even had to ask..
She nodded, and pressed a soft kiss on the tip of his nose.
"Khud se bhi zyada." (๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง)
And the singular, central thought that bounced around in her skull as he picked her up, kissing her properly as he walked towards the master bedroom, was -
๐๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ, ๐๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐๐จ ๐ข๐..
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What might be the difference between how Hamza takes care of sick people and how Jaskirat takes care of sick people?
Hamza will be the silent caretaker, leaving food and meds by your bedside table before going away to work, sternly enforce recovery routine through servants and nurses if necessary and come back to watch you sleep peacefully.. While Jassi will be by your side constantly, take days off of work if he has to, hand feed you, take care of all the tidbits with his own two hands.. And also will cuddle you even if you say that he might get sick as well
(This gives me life because I'm currently sick as a sponge)
Also I hope you meant sick as in under the weather and not sick in the head.. In that case, both will shoot the person.. Too dark?
Okay so we can all agree that Dean Winchester is "Family Tree" by Ethel Cain and Sam Winchester is "Inbred" by Ethel Cain, right?
I mean - "I'm just a child but I'm not above violence
My mama raised me better than that
When the preacher talks, that man demands his silence
And daddy said shoot first then run and don't look back"
"Family Tree" , Ethel Cain.
Dean was raised to be a violent child in order to save his brother and his father IS his preacher.
And also,
"Older brother made a name for himself with the cops
Scumbag fuck but I swear that he's not
He's so good to me and to nobody else"
"Inbred" Ethel Cain
that's literally what Sam feels about Dean even when he fucks up with the law. Also
"Touch me 'til I vomit
I'm not scared of god
I'm scared he was gone all along" sums up all of Sam's SA experience.
Both of them are ugly, scorned, stray dogs and that's alright with me.
Brave he was, and dead he is.. My strong boy.
RHAENA WHEN I CATCH YOU AND YOUR OVERBITE HAVING ASS DRAGON_
Every time I see this picture my stomach drops, like violently.. The first time I saw this scene I almost threw up because of the sheer horror and anguish on his face.
Army dreamers...
Trigger warning.
It's nauseating, cathartic but so beautiful at the same time.. I'm crying.
Nazar
Soldier!Jaskirat Singh Rangi x wife reader smut.
Warning : contains smut, I'm not responsible for your media consumption.
Mirror sex, insecure reader, (but of self depreciation) and general hot stuff.