THINE GATEWAY TOWARD MELODIOUS CHORTLING

HEYYYYEAHHYYYYEAHHYEAHYEAH! (A blog for the cute, amusing, and hilarious. Happy smiles and chortling!) My main blog: http://thealphasystem.tumblr.com/ Enjoy!

[citystompers1]

Chandora vs. Red King.

Ultraman (1966), “The Lawless Monster Zone”

[mostlysignssomeportents]

A plugin to display Trump tweets in crayon font

The Daily Show’s Chrome plugin Make Trump Tweets Eight Again uses subtle orthography to remind us about the emotional, intellectual and attentional character of the 45th President of the United States of America.(Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

https://boingboing.net/2017/11/13/subtle-typographic-hint.html

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[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Bengal cat loves canoeing adventures. [video]

[chalamet-x]

when Marvel sees Mark Ruffalo with his phone out

[littlefeathermatt]

when Marvel sees Tom Holland with his phone out

[markv5]

Стучать не учили? Здесь вообще то занято!

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Did no one teach you to knock? This is occupied!”

[tomtom1996]

[moved-to-asterswan-blog]

thanks god! 

Bless this guy! 

[boobydooby69]

This guy doesn’t need a cookie. He needs a whole fucking bakery.

[familiardad]

I want to shove this post into every douchebags face that ever gave me shit for rejecting them even after they acted like a decent human being toward me.

[melodiouschortling-blog]

still love this.

[as-warm-as-choco]

Pokemon GO パルクールで逃げまくる ピカチュウとヒトカゲ

Nefeli, look at team rocket looking at pikachu doin’ parkour :P

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DUDE. Oh, my god, you can just feel all the effort and love that was put into this video, this is amazing!

[melodiouschortling-blog]

officially LOVE THIS!

[sofluffysoyummy]

A cat and a lowercase cat

[taptroupe]

A Bomp

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[beekirby]

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[waloogy]

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family

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[sadboynate-deactivated20160121]

@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

[dennys]

2 hang

[mahousenshi-skeletor]

Yo, this is wild!!!

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[melodiouschortling-blog]

lol

[yunas]

BotW Link cooking ~

[melodiouschortling-blog]

this is not how cooking works xD

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[edwardspoonhands]

I just the wikipedia article about this and…wow. David Kang, the student who fired the shots, turns out to have been firing blanks from a starting pistol, not actual bullets. He was sentenced to community service, went on to get his MBA and is now a barrister. So…I guess that turned out pretty well for everybody.

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im both of them