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Your daily dose of shitpost

[threesideddream]

[readymind]

[maleksrami]

Rami Malek becomes the first non-white actor to win Best Actor in 12 years

[glumshoe]

Yet more of my wizard professor, who has a poodle familiar which follows him everywhere.

I should probably mention that my school also has an astronomy tower decorated with alchemy symbols.

[glumshoe]

RIP, The Wizard. You will be missed.

(Tim Hoyt died in November 2017 from complications of ALS, after many years of delighting students and the masses.)

[oatbee]

*pokes bruise* where did you come from?

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[friedegg]

[friedegg]

[whats-your-name-man]

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[themagicalladycat]

[penguin-and-kiwi]

I'll do it for you, creamy

[langblrwhy]

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[takeshitakyuuto]

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[knifefightscene]

[alisonzai]

[anditslove]

[foeyedcurls]

Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!

[cannabiscomrade]

🎃👻🎃🍁🍂It’s October folks that means it’s time to…..

get your fucking flu shots!! 🎃🎃🎃

[cannabiscomrade]

Bringing this back this year!

Protect yourself and others by reinforcing herd immunity 💕

[sunisalee]

[melodramemes]

Gotta rant for a sec.

THERE ARE 11! I REPEAT, 11. E.L.E.V.E.N. players on that pitch playing for Orlando. It should not be up to the same 3, predominantly Ashlyn, to save the ball EVERY SINGLE F*CKING TIME.

[agent-sarahwalker]

you know just thinking about stuff