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[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
Yeeeeees.
[She pouts]
Pout all you want, I’m still gonna look at your gorgeous face.
What if I hide under a blanket?
Well you won’t be able to watch the movie. And, I can hide with you.
There’s no winning here, is there?
[She flops against him]
Might as well give up then.
[She pouts]
[She huffs]
Love you too.
I’m putting Scream on.
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
Yeeeeees.
[She pouts]
Pout all you want, I’m still gonna look at your gorgeous face.
What if I hide under a blanket?
Well you won’t be able to watch the movie. And, I can hide with you.
There’s no winning here, is there?
[She flops against him]
Might as well give up then.
[She pouts]
[She huffs]
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
Yeeeeees.
[She pouts]
Pout all you want, I’m still gonna look at your gorgeous face.
What if I hide under a blanket?
Well you won’t be able to watch the movie. And, I can hide with you.
There’s no winning here, is there?
[She flops against him]
Might as well give up then.
[She pouts]
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
Yeeeeees.
[She pouts]
Pout all you want, I’m still gonna look at your gorgeous face.
What if I hide under a blanket?
Well you won’t be able to watch the movie. And, I can hide with you.
There’s no winning here, is there?
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
Yeeeeees.
[She pouts]
Pout all you want, I’m still gonna look at your gorgeous face.
What if I hide under a blanket?
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
Yeeeeees.
[She pouts]
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
Mm, well, deal with it.
[He kisses her neck]
[She squeaks]
Nooooooo.
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
Why not?
Because it embarrasses meeeeee.
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
Whaaaat?
Whyyyyy?
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
Then I’ll look at the rest of you which is also very pretty.
[She groans]
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
I’m gonna look at you and your very pretty face.
[She blushes]
Well… what if I hide it?
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He giggles]
I’m not even gonna watch the movie, pick what you want.
Yeah, what are you gonna do instead?
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
You’re on top, it’s easier.
[She sticks her tongue out at him]
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
Well it did.
[He sighs dramatically]
The remote is all the way on the other side of the couuuuch.
[She leans over to grab it]
Realistically you should be the one getting it given how much longer your arms are.
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
It slipped my mind!
[She laughs]
[He walks inside and tosses his keys on the table]
I dropped Celeste off at my moms. I’m picking her up at 6 tomorrow.
-Axol
[She smiles at him]
Yeah? Does that mean we finally get some time to ourselves?
[He stretches]
Yeah.
[He sits down on the couch next to her]
Do you wanna watch a movie?
Yeah, that’s fine.
She talked the whole way there. Until I pulled into the driveway and she fell asleep.
[She giggles]
Was any of it coherent at least?
Good question. I tuned her out until she started kicking my seat cause she wanted to listen to Slime Rancher music and I didn’t hear her when she asked.
I didn’t really pay attention to anything else she said.
I really fucked up by playing that game in front of her, huh?
Depends, is my back bruised?
[He moves and lifts his shirt up, showing her his back]
[She cringes a little]
Well…
Wait, it is?!
[He stands up to go look at his back in the mirror]
Do you want me to heal you?
Doesn’t hurt too bad, don’t tire yourself out.
Are you sure?
Okay…
[He comes back to the couch and gives her a kiss]
[She smiles into the kiss]
[He leans back and pulls her on top of him]
She won’t yell ew at us for cuddling now.
[She giggles]
Or try to get in between us while cuddling.
[He hums in amusement and kisses her again]
[She wraps her arms around his neck]
[He puts his hands on her hips]
It’s been a good few years after having Celeste, yeah?
Mmm. She’s so sweet.
… When she’s not yelling at us.
Bossiest kid I’ve ever met.
Kinda reminds me of Dan when she acts like that.
I actually want to know how Dan managed to get a girlfriend.
Some people are just really into assholes, I guess.
Guess so.
…You met her when they first met, yeah?
Yup…
Did she seem nice?
You wouldn’t think so given the fact that she’s dating my brother, but yeah.
She seems a little stupid for dating him, not gonna lie.
[She shrugs]
Whatever. Not my relationship.
[He kisses Mel’s cheek]
[She smiles, ruffling his hair]
I love you so much.
I love you too, my muse.
So this is just like… a general question. How many kids do you want? Like… total?
[She blushes]
Oh, uh… I’m not sure.
Okay.
…We never turned on a movie.
…oh.
To be fair, we hadn’t decided on a movie before you pulled me on top of you so…
