I’m the Problem It’s Mel
Currently working on: Media Circus
Completed stories: The Summing Up <—— comedy with teeth The Sum of All Parts <—— comedy with innuendo
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Worldbuilding: Cardassian Dance
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I’m the Problem It’s Mel
Currently working on: Media Circus
Completed stories: The Summing Up <—— comedy with teeth The Sum of All Parts <—— comedy with innuendo
Fics are tagged #melorawrites
Worldbuilding: Cardassian Dance
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another garashir cuddle. wow! and it’s… for you!
I don't know if I smiled more at the line 'Don't first-name me, Doctor, unless you mean it,' or 'You may be the only partner I've ever considered, Julian.'
Oh, my heart. My poor heart.
(Alone together - S02E02, on YouTube)
STAR TREK Miri | S01 E08
this tricycle needs 10 ccs of CLR and an infusion of WD40
Media Circus Chapter 24 is up
Read from the beginning
Read Chapter 24: Colonel Kira, 2399
Chapters: 24/30
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Julian Bashir & Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak, Ezri Dax, Kira Nerys, Natima Lang, Beverly Crusher
Additional Tags: Pining, no one dies, Happy Ending, Canon Character Death is Referenced
Chapter Exerpt:
”As his Doctor?” Nerys repeated, flatly. “You’re going to tell me that your feelings about this situation are limited to the professional ones?”
i know it was ultimately just a plot contrivance created to allow ds9 to dig quickly and deeply into julian’s past, but the fact that dr. zimmerman set out to create a long-term relationship doctor dating sim medical hologram that would be able to effortlessly and pleasantly interact with all sorts of people and starfleet medical pointed him specifically in the direction of julian bashir is hilarious to me for multiple reasons
like where do i even start
1) i full on choose to believe they picked him because he was pretty first and because he’s an extremely gifted doctor second
2) anyone who has ever met julian would tell you that he’s an acquired taste
3) zimmerman says that part of the lmh’s concept is that it is meant for scenarios where the doctor would never leave sickbay, yet his model is a man that wilts like a fussy orchid if deprived for even 5 minutes of social interaction or the ability to run to the bridge/ops to partake in the daily gossip
I literally automatically assumed it’s because he’s pretty. Like I didn’t even think about it, I was just like, “Oh yeah, that makes sense, look at the guy.”
Well, he DID almost get the Carrington award, plus he wrote several very important papers and is likely the most experienced Starfleet doctor when it comes to Gamma Quadrant species/disease, so I really would not understate the possibility that his credentials played a BIG role. But yeah… he’s so pretty. I bet he is featured regularly on the centerfold of each and every Starfleet Medical magazine. He even probably has several pin-up photo calendars featuring exclusively him… and he does not know about it. (Garak bought 50 copies. Because of reasons.)
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Profit and Loss"
Star Trek Deep Space Nine "If Wishes Were Horse"
He's so super into Jadzia that's he terrified of her kissing him.
Media Circus Chapter 23 is up
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Read Chapter 23: Ambassador Bashir, 2380
Chapters: 23/30
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Julian Bashir & Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak, Ezri Dax, Kira Nerys, Natima Lang, Beverly Crusher
Additional Tags: Pining, no one dies, Happy Ending, Canon Character Death is Referenced
Chapter Exerpt:
Garak looked at him, and Julian could almost see him trying to decide what kind of lie to tell.
we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig
this caption from memory alpha is killing me. "consider reassociation" is THE funniest way to describe the most passionate kiss in the franchise. they're analyzing the pros and cons. straight up pondering their rapport. weighing various options regular style. iconic
Sincere question:
Why does the term service top exist?
Aren't ALL tops Service Tops?
Like if a top isn't a service top doesn't that just make them an asshole?
wait I get it
In The Pale Moonlight
complicated relationship
-- ну и мразь же вы, гарак
-- ну что вы, я просто очень хороший (тм) портной
вот эту руку сюда эту сюда ногу вот так
Media Circus Chapter 22 is up
Read from the beginning
Read Chapter 22: Counselor Dax, 2381
Chapters: 22/30
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Julian Bashir & Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak, Ezri Dax, Kira Nerys, Natima Lang, Beverly Crusher
Additional Tags: Pining, no one dies, Happy Ending, Canon Character Death is Referenced
Chapter Exerpt:
She knew then. “Garak?” He nodded, but his eyes were still shut.
Star Trek DS9: Improbable Cause
He changed the neckline after this I’m going to walk into the sea