BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[forcebookish]

made a to-do list this morning when i was half asleep and look at the last two

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

She just. Decided this was a comfy way to sit.

[itscolossal]

Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives

[hopeydopey526]

oh to be an urban weed worthy of an award

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cats will just randomly fall asleep on you, they don't care

[chaintheguardien]

they do this because they care. they love you and the fact you are warm soft and safe

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don't love the fact that maybe I want to stand up

[meadow-call]

pinecone it's time for me to get up

[melster]

pinecone

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[miss-americanbi]

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

[jhoiraartificer]

I need to make art. I must make art. so much cool art out there just waiting to be made by me and so much mid art that's cool because I actually did it. what if I played with new materials and got better at existing materials and played because it's fun and improved because that's just what happens

[babushkaat]

[cheglok-art]

Kākāpō believes in you ☀

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[lichenaday]

Cladonia glauca

 Glaucous pixie lichen

images: source | source

[daygloayhole]

Comics and other madness by Ben Passmore (All shipments go out on Monday)…🏴🐉✊🏽🔥

[pmamtraveller]

Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

[lazer-t]

Milnesium tardigradum for a $15 Ko-fi supporter

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say