my melted fuzzy brain

dni under 18 | queer (they/them; ask to use pet names plz) |28| sub leaning bi/pan switch

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

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[anfael]

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[basscandi]

What the fuck is this post

[a-rebellious-waffle]

Tumblr users play with jpegs like they’re dolls

[itscolossal]

Ememem Playfully Revitalizes Cracked Pavement With Vibrantly Patterned Tiles

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

There are no good cops

All cops are bastards

[demilypyro]

Funny trans memes I found on google images

[iknityounot]

Listen I am not going to name anyone specifically, but pattern makers need to talk to one (1) fat person before they can post their patterns online.

I am so sick of finding a cute pattern, getting all the supplies, checking my gage, and starting to knit, only to find that my sleeves are a foot longer than a normal human because the pattern maker just multiplied all their numbers by 10 when they sized it up. I can't believe I have to say this but, just because my ass is fat does not mean my arms go down to my knees???

[icterid-rubus]

Ravelry: Designs by Lydia Morrow

If you are a fat knitter, please check out Lydia Morrow on Ravelry!

Her design focus first and foremost on the fit and comfort of plus size people, most offering optional bust AND hip shaping. She’s a neuro divergent and disabled creator and really relies on the sales of her patterns, which very generously offer a sliding pay scale for people who can’t afford the full price. Her pattern sales have dipped these last few months which is a terrible shame because she is doing so much great work to make accessible patterns for all.

[odinsblog]

🗣️This is important!

America’s puritanical, homophobic, anti-vaccination, anti-sex education, “morality” mentality is killing people.

This information could literally save someone’s life. Please share.

Links:

👉🏿 https://www.businessinsider.com/oral-sex-is-the-leading-risk-factor-throat-cancer-expert-2023-4

👉🏿 https://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/hpv-can-cause-cancer-many-people-dont-realize-rcna79597

👉🏿 https://www.gardasil9.com/adults/hpv-faq/

👉🏿 https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hpv-infection/in-depth/hpv-vaccine/art-20047292

[anarchistmemedistro]

[ayeforscotland]

80% humidity.

[ayeforscotland]

Every day we all inch a bit closer to becoming eco terrorists.

Which is really our schools fault because they used to hand out ‘eco warrior’ badges to young kids. They were priming the pump.

[ayeforscotland]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

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[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[kan1d]

You’re kidding.

[clottedscream]

*pins you against a wall* you thought you could just come crawling back to us huh?

[image ID: a monochrome digital drawing of humanized versions of Tumblr and Twitter. Tumblr is an emo girl wearing dark clothing with a side shave hairstyle. She has a kandi bracelet that reads “nov 5”. Twitter is a shorter girl with floppy hair styled after the twitter logo, wearing a large barette of her logo in her hair. Tumblr is leaned over twitter and is holding her chin while pinning her against the wall. End ID.]

[theweirdwideweb]

[2spirit-1spoon]

That’s just her bare bones, this is the full river and it’s tributaries.

Isn’t she gorgeous. Literally the veins of life. Love her. Appreciate her.

And here are the pipelines in the area :)

The blue color explains the interstate pipelines and the red color explains the intrastate pipelines of the United state.

Now here is Mississippi again but this time I overlayed it on that map of the pipelines that cross it. And you know, threaten it, the ecosystems that rely on it, and 80% of humans in the USA who source their water from it.

You can show your respect by fighting pipelines and demanding cleaner energy

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[regicide1997]

okay, reblog this version instead

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[lierdumoa]

"If stuff was just handed to me I'd have no motivation to do anything! That's human nature!" No, babe, that's depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened.

[dramaticowl]

[Image description: tweet by Roxi Horror @roxiqt on March 30, 2022 at 11:13 AM: “’Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?’ lol. lmao. yeah.”]

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

okay so like, we all know that housekeeping in a hotel is a Shit Job, right?

I worked with a woman who was independently wealthy. But she liked working housekeeping. So she did. And if the manager got bitchy with her, she’d just shrug and be like “Okay, I can quit.”

Like the manager treated her like a human being because she knew she had to because otherwise she’d lose one of her best workers.

Yes, everyone should be just handed the money to live.

[actualaster]

I worked with a lady who’s husband made more than enough to support them both.  She just did the retail to have something to do with herself part-time.

There’s a lot of people who’d happily do the same sort of thing.  Honestly?  A lot of the jobs we consider “shitty” jobs?  Are shitty because the employees are treated like garbage.

If employees weren’t being screwed over by people higher up the chain constantly or being forced to kiss the asses of customers currently shitting all over them, those jobs would by and large be a whole lot more bearable, and appealing to more people!!

[joshsundquist]

Some thoughts about excuses and also disability porn

[once-a-polecat]

Please watch this! It’s so important.

[fthgurdy]

I like the part where he points out that the photo where he looks 'less athletic' and 'unfit' by superficial body image standards is one where he was already a professional athlete competing in the paralympics.

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

SO I WENT BACK TO THE NOTES COUNTER APP AND THIS IS STILL MY LITERAL MOST POPULAR FUCKIN’ ORIGINAL POST OF ALL TIME

hhhhhhhh

anyways there are stickers about this now if you wanna spend a few bucks ti support my bullshittery (and the purchases of more raw meat)

(stickers are 2-3 inches across and glossy finish)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen, @msmeiriona​ if even 0.1% of yall in the goddamn notes buy a poster or a sticker about this situation I will HAPPILY take the 6 digit L in order to pay my rent

heres the link to the poster btw

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if left unattended, you may eat raw beef

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

once a month I wake up to even MORE notes from my wretched brain words

[hockeyheart]