Melzifer @melzifer - Tumblr Blog

I cannot wrap my head around living life without looking at birds. Just watched 3 dudes strolling along and a pigeon was frantically waddling in between them trying and failing to outrun their pace but not wanting to take off. They didn’t even acknowledge it. How could you not acknowledge that. It was incredible. People hear a crow and don’t even look for it. What the fuck.

Kevin Morby • The Fillmore, SF • 4/5/18

#gif #kevin morby #concert #crybaby #city music

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the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them

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!!!!! beautiful!! this is the best bird in the world!!!!!!!!

The Front Bottoms • SF, Ca • Nov. 6, 2017

#gif #tfb #thefrontbottoms

Ty Segall at the Fox Theater

#gif #tysegall #foxoakland

Ty Segall at the Fox Theater

#gif #tysegall #foxoakland

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mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

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When I find myself in times of trouble, Brian Sella comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, “probably”

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Squad Types In Order:

THE COOL WEIRDOS: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

THE DUMB SMART ONES: Pisces, Aries, Taurus

THE SWEET BITCHES: Gemini, Cancer, Leo

THE RUDE BUT RELIABLE ONES: Virgo, Libra & Scorpio

#saggitarius

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Brazil, June 26th 2015 - Public debate between one of the country’s most homophobic pastors / ministers (left) and the president of the LGBT Brazilian Association (right). This picture says a lot.

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What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

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ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

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My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

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Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

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so apparently, monocles became a popular fashion accessory amongst lesbians in the early 20th century. there was even a lesbian bar in Paris in the 1920s named Le Monocle.

#bringbacklesbianmonocles2k16