haha

instagram: keavypie ✨ aspiring tattoo artist

[lubricates]

favorite character: *smiles*

me: aw that's my baby

favorite character: *kills several people*

me: aw that's my homicidal baby

[teenscoolest]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[amnesiaguy]

two worms in love are soilmates

[tornpyre-deactivated20191208]

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

[saltlcks]

i thought this was about years. but yes

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

[m-eowdy]

im really sorry but thats 500 years

[toastbutteregg]

how do you tell your ex you still love them??

you dont

[memelympics]

my eevee tattoo

[asian]

[laye-z]

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

[amn3stia-deactivated20200508]

My GPA at the beginning of the semester vs. finals week

[vaspim3]

Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube

[memelympics]

how this f*cking advert has me feeling

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[succulentbud]

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

[succulentbud]

[draumboosky]

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

[draumboosky]

High quality addition to this post

[the-dog-in-you]

See you soon, space cowboy

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Middle of the night water” tastes so much better than normal water

[mojang-officialer]

when will you add clowns to mimecraft

Once you log on there’ll be one

[simonbitdiddle]

Hello, staff? I’d like to report a murder.

[antimanifesto1973]

“wish I could get away with wearing stuff like that” is shorthand for “I think you dress like a clown but I’m also aware that you’re cooler than me”