Onlyat3am

Humor me

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[socialmaya]

[guerrillatech]

[spillthejuice-deactivated202207]

This is revolutionary

[ruinedchildhood]

[mysharona1987]

Meanwhile in France:

[punk-faerie]

"too lazy to fight" is a violently biased interpretation. workers in the u.s. have to contend with strike breaking tactics that are illegal in many countries: militarized police itching to beat and kill people, immediate loss of healthcare upon loss of job, intentionally cruel and tiring conditions at work to ensure people are too tired to commit to protesting, etc. I personally worked somewhere that fired EVERY EMPLOYEE because we banded together to negotiate for lunch breaks and and sick days. Not even paid sick days- just the ability to go home if we were sick.

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[lesbian-toddhoward]

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

[spaceinvaydr]

[yourhometowncryptid]

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

[beesmygod]

i want to sneak this into the wikipedia page on u.s. senators and the only change id make is “galactic republic” to “u.s. senate”. keep “human”.

[minoestrashrat]

which one are we feeling today fellas

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[funnytwittertweets]

[clowreedsforfilth-deactivated20]

men should do it now instead

[haaarpb]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

[blomskvists]

[alternativeboy]

She’s so real for this

[stormesandshowers]

She would kill it on Tumblr

[stevenrogered]

Michelle Yeoh wins the Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical/Comedy

[whitepeopletwitter]

We ride at noon