T H I C C MEME BOI

I just wanna die sometimes, y'know?

[lexicals]

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC IT’S VERY IMPORTANT

[lichpire]

[valtsv]

pull the lever, kronk! *airlock opens and sucks me out into the cold, dark vacuum of space*

[valtsv]

[incorrect-tpn]

lewis: *exists*

emma: i’m about to end this man’s whole career

[sophiebegins]

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

[the-british-pineapple]

You probably just havent become your strongest yet

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the future, people will probably look at terabytes and petabytes the same way we do the bytes and kilobytes.

[ice-block]

M

[cuteiecrafting]

I

[the-miner-gay]

N

[ice-block]

E

[andromedako]

C

[cwisps-moved-deactivated2021082]

R

[cutabello]

A

[1908170314791459-deactivated201]

B

[ice-block]

Correct

[1908170314791459-deactivated201]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[manicthots]

When you’re an uncle and your nephew/niece gets bit by a radioactive spider.

[thathilomgirl]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[littlefirefox]

I️ love the insults that are like this tbh

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[konnyart]

Normal people on April first: It’s April Fools! Time to prank some people and have fun! :D

Tumblr users on April first: Today is the holy day of the Mishapocalypse, bring forth the gifs to satisfy our lord.

[depressionopossum]

[whoredad]

[ani-lo-buba]

אז הייתי ביומולדת של חברה לפני כמה ימים, ופתחנו MTV והסאונד לא עבד אז שמנו שירים בפלאפון ומשום מה עדיין השארנו את הטלוויזיה פתוחה.

פתאום שמנו לב שהקליפ של sorry של ג׳סטין ביבר והשיר ״אל תוותר״ מפסטיגל 2007 מסתנכרנים באופן מושלם.

וכך נולד הרעיון לסרטון הזה.

תודו לי אחר כך.

[gribel-shaperti]

רבלגו אם אתם שחקן נפלא נפלא, ואתם רק צריכים צ'אנס כדי להוכיח את זה

[krembo-ze-denny-bichlal]

היי יואו ג'ורדי יש מצב שאתה נותן לי

אהבה ותמיכה כי אני מרגישה קצת לבד בזמן האחרון

[lama-ze-lo-kotev-beivrit]

אני כל כך מצטערת, חשבתי שחסרים לטמבלר הישראלי ממים, ותכננתי לעשות רק אחד, אבל התמכרתי

[idkhowbutipanicked]

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

[antisocial-astronaut]

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself