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For multimuses reblogging this, tell them who your favorite muse of theirs is!!

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Send “Tier List” + a character and I’ll put all their fandom’s characters in a tier list by how much I’d ship them together!

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Send “Pin It!” + a character or ship name and I’ll make a pinterest board for them!

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Send “Stand up straight!” to forcibly fix my muse’s posture.

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send “YANK!” to pull my muse up by their hair.

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markiplier plays resident evil 7 sentence starters (pt6) feel free to change pronouns as needed! link to video playlist: (x)

I can kinda hear the thumping beats of a house party going on in there.

What was goopy over there?

Why am I being weird about that? I don’t need to be weird about that.

I wish that goop didn’t make so much damn noise!

Why can’t I just get on with my day without any of that bullshit?

That seems like it could be cumbersome and problematic if I blow myself to shit.

Oh no, your head is gone! Well, too bad for you.

I’m a BIG BRAVE SMART BOY NOW!

You can’t stop the smart boy!

You seem like the most harmless person ever but I feel like you’re holding the deep dark secret to all of this.

Sorry for killing him. Was just part of the job.

If you hear any shootin-shootin its probably me killing another family member of yours!

Brave boy feels a little skittish right now.

Stop bing-bonging! I don’t appreciate all the bings. Nor the bongs! I’m an anti-bing bong big brave boy!

Yeah, I’ll go back into some infested waters for some bullshit!

CAUSE I’M BRAVE, FUCK!

I don’t know if that made any sense but I stand by my words!

You better be actually dead, not just pretend ha ha fakey fakey dead!

That’s what I like to see -- splattered demon all over the courtyard.

I know how to get jiggy with it.

I’ve never been to a party a day in my life.

Ouch, shards of glass in my face.

Is it time for goop juice? I don’t know if goop juice can fix this.

Now I just need to not blast my ass in half again.

That’s a booby trap, that’s got to be a booby traps.

I hate mannequins and I hate you.

I FUCKING KNEW IT, I CALLED THAT! And I still willfully walked into it so whatever.

Second explosion in one day, how big of a doof am I?

What else is a trap, besides absolutely everything?

Anybody gonna talk to me because of this? Anybody wanna say something about my current predicament?

I’m naked now, fine! Ya happy? I’ve got nothing! Nothing to my name, I’m a naked boy!

I did not intend to do that but I can pretend like I did.

I’ve got knowledge from the future, baby!

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Send BREAK to break one of my muse’ bones. Feel free to specify which.

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Send ‘bath’ to shove my muse into a bathtub, clothes and all. 

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Send “after school” to tutor my muse!

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Send “come here!” to give my muse a hug despite their protests.

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Send 🌊 or “swimming lessons” to teach my muse how to swim!

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markiplier plays resident evil 7 sentence starters (pt5) feel free to change pronouns as needed! link to video playlist: (x)

What a dry sense of humor you have, [name].

Well, ain’t I a fucking coward, huh?

What is this, Poison Ivy’s house?

Alright, enough fucking around! This time, I’m not waiting for anybody.

Can I take a nap?

Mammaaaaaaaa! I didn’t mean to make you cry! I was just trying to make you fuck off and diiiiiiiiiie!

DON’T SHOW THAT TO ME!!

Why do I have to shoot you in your crotch?

Goop me, goop me, goop me hard.

Think twice, goop once!

Here I am panicking over everything and you fucking die up there?

There’s no way they can top that in terms of grossness.

I dunno how you’re running through the house while a giant spider lady is following you and you’re just trying to stuff an herb into a chem fluid to try to make goop juice!

I did it anyway because I’m a badass.

I shouldn’t have picked that up, I’m now cursed forever.

Fuck you, ya fucking babies!

Don’t look at me like that, sit back down.

Yeah no joke, something’s wrong with her.

For some reason, I feel like persevering through this hellhole.

Fuck off and fuck you.

Oh fuck, I need some goop juice for this.

I got a lotta burn juice.

I gotta go through the contaminated room which I’m sure if full of fun and happiness.

Can I just burn the whole fucker down?

You think you stand a chance against me? The answer is absolutely no.

I have a lot of hope in my heart.

It’s weirdly quiet, I don’t like how quiet it is.

Really hard to hit your head when you’re crawling on the ground like that, you fuckin’ asshole.

Stop twitching. Weirdo.

You know how to fuck with me.

I should be able to just sprint through anything that comes my way.

It’s a door! You don’t know how to operate that, do ya?

This place has taken a turn for the worse.

Is there just a dead body up there? Because that’s a lovely thought.

I got a feeling something bad’s gonna meet me on the way out of this.

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markiplier plays resident evil 7 sentence starters (pt4) feel free to change pronouns as needed! link to video playlist: (x)

This place is a lot bigger than I thought it’d be, and possibly a lot bigger than it needed to be.

I spent pretty much everything I had on killing Daddy.

I was scared by a plant! I was scared by a leaf!

Everybody laugh at me, please.

They’re not as in control as they think they are.

Bam bitch, fuck off.

You don’t exist, fuck you!

That’s a pulsating sack of something.

I’ve seen a great many pulsating sacks in my day.

Looking for shit is exactly what I need to do right now.

There’s one place I could go, I’m just gonna get bit to shit when I do it.

What’s going on down here? Any suspicious activity?

I don’t know what I should do and what I want to do.

Nice ventriloquist act.

Thanks for covering the door in spiders.

Is that your power because that’s fucking disgusting.

Everybody done being a little bitch?

I don’t know if I wanna smoke that. Or rub that in me.

Sorry, you don’t get to exist.

Oddly enough, I’m doing pretty damn good.

Whoops-de-doopsie, fucking bullshit.

I’m eagerly anticipating going down into the darkness of which I hate very much.

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markiplier plays resident evil 7 sentence starters (pt3) feel free to change pronouns as needed! link to video playlist: (x)

I guess I can put the kush away.

It’s gonna deal with the huge lacerations down my thorax.

I still got some goop juice on me.

I don’t wanna fight it with a goddamn knife.

He just dropped down from the goop.

Fuck your ugly face.

Fucking what the fuck?

It literally just amounts to me not being a dumbass.

TAKE SOME OF THAT, BITCH!

Jesus Christmas!

OHHH GET WRECKED, BITCH!

Let me slice ya up a bit.

This is all much worse than it needed to be.

You do know my name -- that’s very clever of you, good job.

She may have recovered from her extreme deadness.

Thank you! Fuck you! Fuck off!

It is always feeling like they’re gonna kill me.

This is a trap! Very clearly a trap, I’m gonna get kicked down there. Gonna get a boot shoved up my butt.

That was fucking intense.

I used my brain--Ow, I just poked myself in the eye.

Maybe I should just shoot Grandma in the back of the head.

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markiplier plays resident evil 7 sentence starters (pt2) feel free to change pronouns as needed! link to video playlist: (x)

Who’s squeak-sqonking?

I’ve gotta take my slanky danky kush and mix it with chem fluid and somehow that’s gonna magically repair all the holes in my hands?

Just splash that goop juice on me!

I’m a brave boy and I’m gonna brave the dangers in this house.

Thanks! I almost died!

My bare hands?? My fisticuffs?? My daddy stranglers??

Bunch of bullshit, okay I’ll play your game you rouge.

I have a funny feeling it’s gonna be perpetually night the entire time I’m here.

Who goes up to a cop and asks them for their gun?

You might actually be able to help me, I should put my knife away.

Don’t make me bust out my daddy stranglers!

I’m outta goop juice but I’mma make goop juice outta your blood!

I have a funny feeling you’re not killed yet.

I’m just a brave boy, I never said I was a smart boy.

I need to splash some goop juice on me.

Sorry about killing your husband but I’m pretty sure he’s gonna be back.

So long as everyone’s okay with us calling this guy ‘Daddy’, I’m gonna call him ‘Daddy!’

What a gentle rejection.

Fuck the goop. Ah, I don’t wanna fuck the goop. Don’t fuck the goop. Do anything but fuck the goop -- don’t fuck that goop.

That’s perfectly normal and standard behavior for anything in a normal cursed house with a cursed family that can never die.

Maybe I SHOULDN’T BE SHOUTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CLOSED ENVIRONMENT!

I don’t know what Daddy does in his spare time other than blowing his own face off.

Do I just dump that on my head or do I squeeze it up my butt?

Goody goody gumdrops, I did that! Anybody wanna tell me how bad I am at that?

You’re gonna make random, weird ass noises behind me?

Stop splashing yourself with goop juice! You’re getting too much goop everywhere! Conserve it, save it -- save the goop!

Oh, hi. You want some goop?

Don’t you be making noises on me.

Ah, fuck I hate basements!

Fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck all of you.

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markiplier plays resident evil 7 sentence starters (pt1) feel free to change pronouns as needed! link to video playlist: (x)

I’m only gonna do normal because I’m not a masochist

It was a bit overcompensating in the love department.

Me thinks this lady wasn’t so faithful to [name].

Right, just gonna park in this random marsh!

I’M THE LOVING HUSBAND!

I’m sure nothing bad is gonna happen over here.

We’re in the FUTURE where graphics are GREAT!

Ah, locked I see! Excellent! Just testing your security!

I’m pretty sure that means ‘keep out’ even though I’m pretty sure I can vault over that.

I’ll take the very dark and dreary path off to the side and see where that leads me. Probably into a world of success, and not death.

Just told me to run but my gamer instincts have already taught me otherwise.

Well, let’s find a dead body!

It’s written in what I can only assume could be cherry red lipstick and definitely not blood.

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.....and you just come waltzing through the woods?? 

My gamer instincts is telling me I can’t go down there.

Is that a pair of pants or is that a dead body? I can hardly tell the two apart!

OHHHH IT WAS FLESH! I should’ve looked to the left at the flesh monument!

I should probably go home at this point. When I see a Christmas wreath made of cow legs, I probably don’t wanna be around here for too much longer! I mean, the decorative buzz saws are definitely an addition..

Something tells me that only death awaits down here. Maybe it’s all the death that’s over here.

Maybe I should warn myself about the things I do before I choose to do them.

Is the finger still in the drawer?

Oh, well guess I’m committed -- HERE WE GO!

Let me slap that with my wet hand.

I’m not home. I’M NOT HOME!

I’M A BRAVE BOY! 

I’ll fuck you in a million ways.

LET ME GET SOME GOOP JUICE ON THAT!

Slap that with my goop hand.

I don’t trust you, I see that knife!

No goop juice is gonna fix this!

Well, I shot her enough I think.

Wait, why do I have a hand? It’s not an unfair question for me to ask, why I have a hand.