(blaring horn section)

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[biodegrade]

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[weirdlandtv]

Sweet 1970s logos.

[80sretroelectro]

Eat Unleaded, Ronnie

[anxietyproblem]

[celiaro-bottomtext]

[sepulchretide]

this post came to me in a dream

[memesd0tcom]

tagged by @bathcs for the 9 fav albums challenge. absolutely hard to not duplicate artists AND i rarely go through full albums so this really pushed me lol i tag @disgustingbugs and @cyberkyber

[hatepotion]

Claire Crafts™ (special thanks to @aristptle who came to my aid with her ba knowledge and remembered most of these!)

[femhawke]

Huh.....

[larrytrainor]

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

[straightboyfriend]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[ad-oculos]

[doctorguilty]

valid to eat fingers

[weirdness-is-good]

[olreid]

just in case anyone thought i had calmed down