Oh My Goodness Gracious! I've Been Bamboozled!

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[housederiva]

Grabbing you guys for the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old it is, this is the show and tell website

[ganondorf]

ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

[ganondorf]

using your phone in a movie theater is a symptom of long covid

[cicada-and-pomegranate]

the defense of being on your phone in a movie theater is who cares? by your own admission, you should be paying attention to the movie. so why do you care what other people are doing? you’re meant to be paying attention to the movie.

[ganondorf]

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[action--cats]

[serialreblogger]

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

[castironjackelope]

So this has probably already been said on this post but I dont wanna scroll through 66k notes to find it.

The term Redneck gain prominence with striking coal miners in Appalachia. They wore red bandanas around their necks to express union solidarity.

And they fucking FOUGHT police and Pinkerton strike breaker forces. It was a period called The Coal Wars.

The poor and working classes have a long history of community support and rejecting police authority.

If you’re pro-cop, you’re not a redneck, you’re a bootlicker who based your personality on a played out Jeff Foxworthy caricature. Get bent. Your ancestors are ashamed of you.

[antonio-redgrave]

[cicidraws]

god i love how pitbulls are like

[nudityandnerdery]

Diversity win! The snowstorm keeping you from going to work is bisexual.

[funnytwittertweets]

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

[shittymoviedetails]

To prepare for his role in the Matrix 4 as an older Neo, Keanu Reeves spent almost two decades aging, proving his remarkable dedication to the craft.

[persianflaw]

if he was really dedicated he would have started taking estrogen

[ondrium]

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[russiawave]

her name is Fluff (fuzz).

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[oimatchstickman]

[oimatchstickman]

listen this pops up as getting notes every so often and i just wanna know how in the heck you people find this post

[ash-elizabeth-art]

Botanical black bear figurine

Price: $17 | Shipping: $3 US, $12 international

Where to find: etsy.com/shop/ashelizabethart

[ash-elizabeth-art]

These tags give me life y’all have no idea

[stareintovaliumcoloredsky]

[groovygorl]

who the fuck did this. who made this magic. how did someone make this rock look soft.

[dappledwithshadow]

Giambologna (Flemish, 1529 – 1608)

[charlesoberonn]

Fuck yeah incremental progress!

[kineticpenguin]

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

[tevruden]

Very ADHD

[vet-nrse-studys]

[ruinsoftheempire-deactivated202]

This is so cool

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[phoenix-of-the-night]

Everything changes while everything stays exactly the same

[brunhiddensmusings]

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

[guerrillatech]