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[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

[forever-lynx]

?? they made the minions immortal???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.

Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.

[dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061]

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

[sammy-genderspikeidiot]

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not god per se but… something.

[jackest-jack]

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

[what-even-is-thiss]

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

[crap-copper]

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

[official-lucifers-child]

please i don’t want to learn these things

[softchad]

[memesupremo]

[itsbetterthananal]

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

[marauders4evr]

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

[nyallace]

Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon Ho

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

Like and share if you’re proud of him and his crops

[n-award]

[madsciences]

they are ready to be picked

[owomon]

ripe

[30-minute-memes]

[kih7un-deactivated20220121]

[beautynthemoonlight-deactivated]

[cimness]

LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT

[winterpunk]

#there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start

[emotrashkylo-deactivated2020102]

Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please

[franzkafkagf]

YES PLEASE

[plastic-knives-and-forks-deacti]

i did the thing

[sacred-portal]

[softwaring]

me

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feyresands-deactivated20200624]

he added to it

[freckledsweetpea]

fuck this guy’s height, he’s a comedic genius.

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[scampthecorgi]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Biggest fucking mood.

[sinnahsaint]

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

[fool-errant]

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme.