MemoirsOfAGaysha

l 23 l Canada born l NY raised l Barbados residing l

[miiriya]

[jovannythesilly-deactivated2021]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[newyorkdreaminn]

LMFAO

[ruinsmami]

[buzzfeed]

Bianca Lawson has been playing a teenager on TV for 20 years. 

[struggle-guppie]

immortal…

[davoncarey]

[theveiledalchemist-deactivated2]

Women of Color Are:

Accomplished:

Multi- Talented

Graceful:

Colorful:

Funny: 

Elegant

Artistic: 

Humble:

Compelling:

Dedicated:

Courageous  

Powerful

Fabulous: 

PASSIONATE

Yet Sadly…..

Overlooked 

WOMEN OF COLOR ARE VALID, HUMAN, AND FUCKING AWESOME

[ampervadasz]

[whatismgmt]

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

[stereofeathers]

yeah but I never get around to it

[books-n-quotes]

“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.”

— William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

[huffpost]

Love Is Lifting These Queer Couples Higher In Incredible Trick Photo Series

They’ve been swept off their feet!

[deactivated-account8789472897]

Finally…the gay agenda is almost complete. We’re growing more powerful by the minute.

[pringlesaremydivision]

l e v i t a t e t h e g a y s

[elodieunderglass]

this combines so many of my favorite things

[221cbakerstreet]

[loneozner]

me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast

every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,

[vonlaflame-deactivated20190221]

Stop leaving out the part of the story where you fucked up.

[ambs-witdalocs]

This. I don’t, AT ALL, trust people who will tell a story and leave out their faults.

[wordswithnomeaning]

You know what crazy is? Falling in love with someone who doesn’t love you…

[heymoniquehey]

Why am I so fucking fucked up

[best-life-wisdom]

CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT ALL SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND GET ENDLESS LOVE AND CUDDLES

[treygotguap]

Make her wet

Without even touching her

[neverthere12345]

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[dlvlotus]

And for our variety hour, here’s some nice things about Jesus