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don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

samimarkart

🌈

c3rvida3

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

c3rvida3

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

le-panda-chocovore

Still no homo ?

c3rvida3

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

woodwool

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

heslutty

i need to kiss a boy .

sapphireh3arts

one of my dear friends needs help!!! she is currently out of gas, has several small bills to pay, and needs to travel out of state this week for her roommate's bottom surgery consult. anything helps!

for her safety, i'll be using my payment donation options. please send everything for her with "for 🐺" in the text box! i'll make sure everything gets to her asap! 🫂

√enm0 • ¢a$happ • ask for p@¥p@l!

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?