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❝When a MONSTER stopped behaving like a monster, did it stop being a monster? Did it become something else?❞ ―Kristin Cashore, Graceling

[vampxnoelle-blog]

“No— I mean, yeah. Everything is fine, I just missed you… How have you been?”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“I’ve missed you too, darling. I’ve been fine, but that isn’t important. I want to hear all about you and what you’ve been up to recently.”

[vampxnoelle-blog]

{ @menacingkol }

“Daddy?… Do you have a minute? I kinda need to talk to you.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“I always have time for you, love. Is everything alright? ”

[kennamikaelson-deactivated20161]

“Because you know me way too well.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“That is true, and you are my daughter after all. So chances are you probably did do something.”

[kennamikaelson-deactivated20161]

“Whatever it is you think I did, I swear I’m innocent.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“Now, I wonder why it is that I don’t fully believe that?”

[maddienewmxn-blog]

“Sorry.” Evie grinned, “I have been told that I can be extremely bossy so I guess I do get that from my mother, sir.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

”It’s alright, love. I suppose there is nothing wrong with being bossy. In a way, it means that you know what you want.” He pointed out. “Kol is perfectly fine. Sir makes me feel old.”

[maddienewmxn-blog]

“Before you ask, I have no idea what number drink this is. I lost count after 6. You can shoo now.” She slurred, taking another sip of her drink. 

[menacingkol-blog1]

“I can shoo.” Kol repeated, letting out a small chuckle. “Apparently being tipsy has made you bossy. That mist be a trait you share with your mother.” He teased, taking a swig from his glass.” 

[elizaxrosepeace]

“Wolfsbane?” Auggie took it from the other’s hand, “If you don’t mind, i’ll keep that the last thing I need is any of my costumers keeling over because you are an idiot.” Auggie tossed it into the trash, the trash catching fire rather quickly before she turned to her next costumer.   “I’m sorry the tourists here, can be rather superstitious.  What can I get for you?”  

[menacingkol-blog1]

“Ah, wolfsbane.” Kol repeated, looking at the red head in amusement. “You say superstitious, but I think some would prefer the term cautious.” He stated, his smirk still plastered across his face as he watched her throw the plant into the trashcan. “I think I’ll start with a bourbon.”  

[davinarnikaelson-blog]

“you sure about that? i think your age is finally starting to catch up to you. it was bound to happen eventually, i suppose.” she laughed, walking over and wrapping her arms around his neck. the witch grinned up at him with a small spark behind her eyes. “mhmm. but you’re too damn charming for your own good.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“I refuse to have you insinuate that I’ve grown senile.” Kol shook his head before cracking a smile.  He couldn’t suppress his amusement any longer. Wrapping his arms around Davina he tilted his head to the side as he looked at her. “Ah, I am well aware of that fact. If my ancient memory serves correctly, you’ve always been unable to resist me.” He teased.

[davinarnikaelson-blog]

kol

“kol is the love of my life, simple as that. he quite literally completely changed my life, and i don’t know what i’d do without him. honestly though, sometimes i still can’t believe how everything worked out. not that i’d ever change a thing, of course.”

@menacingkol

[davinarnikaelson-blog]

“now, see, this is what i mean. i’m a mikaelson and have been for quite some time, despite my better judgement. you can’t even remember your own wife’s last name.” the witch teased, though she’d never get tired of hearing that. it was endearing, for some reason.

[menacingkol-blog1]

“There is nothing wrong with my memory, darling. I’m as sharp as a tack.” Kol insisted, his tone playful as he grinned at his wife. The day Davina had taken his last name was one of the happiest moments of his existence. “Despite your better judgement, hmm?”

[peyrosza]

“First of all, it’s got a stain.” Peyton stated, pointing toward the middle of his shirt. “Secondly, it really doesn’t match too well.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“Ah,” Kol stated simply, before glancing down to where she had pointed and noticing the stain. “I suppose I was a little messy with my breakfast.” He grinned. “As for the not matching, I thought that was a trend or something these days – to not be too matchy matchy, or am I wrong?”

[davinarnikaelson-blog]

the witch raised an eyebrow at her husband, laughing slightly. “kol, i swear you are completely hopeless sometimes.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“I take offense to that, Davina Claire. I will have you know that I am not hopeless.” Kol stated as he shook his head, pretending to be offended by her words.

[peyrosza]

“Listen – I can’t help you with that, but I can help you with that wretched thing you call an outfit.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“And what exactly is wrong with my outfit, dear?” 

[davinarnikaelson-blog]

davina looked over at the other, who seemed to be struggling, and gave a small laugh before speaking up. “you know, if you need help, all you need to do is ask.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“Help? I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.” Kol stated, scoffing playfully as he looked over at this wife.

[mikcelsonwitch]

––– leah was currently walking down an empty street at nighttime, she would usually be confident of her strength but for some reason tonight she felt a little paranoid. feeling movement behind her she stopped walking. “is someone here?”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“Relax, barbie junior. It’s only me.” Kol replied, pausing his music as he spoke to the girl.

[undynememes-blog]

CHARACTER FLAWS MEME.

[museinspo]

undynememes:

bold flaws your character has / italicise ones they used to have, or have partially. feel free to add more.

absent-minded / abusive / addicted / aimless / alcoholic / aloof / anxious / arrogant / audacious / has bad habits / bigmouthed / bigoted / blunt / bold / callous / childish / cruel / cursed / dependent / dishonest / disloyal / disturbed / dubious / egotistical / envious / erratic / fanatical / fickle / fierce / finicky / flirty / gluttonous / gruff / gullible / hedonistic / humourless / hypocritical / idiotic / ignorant / illiterate / immature / impatient / impious / impish / incompetent / indecisive / indifferent / infamous / intolerant / judgemental / lazy / lewd / liar / lustful / masochistic / meddlesome / meek / megalomanic / naïve / nosey / obsessive / oppressive / overambitious / overemotional / overprotective / overzealous / paranoid / peevish / perfectionist / pessimistic / phobic / rebellious / reckless / remorseless / rigorous / sadistic / sarcastic / sceptic / seducer / selfish / self-martyr / self-righteous / senile / shallow / smart ass / solemn / spineless / spiteful / spoiled / squeamish / stubborn / superstitious / tactless / temperamental / theatrical / timid / tongue-tied / unlucky / unpredictable / untrustworthy / vain / weak-willed / withdrawn

[kxmikaelson-blog]

“Just starting off with some basic stuff, the classes they force you to take. It’s currently English, algebra, and psychology.”

[menacingkol-blog1]

“Well, I’m sure you’ll do great, and if you do ever need any help, you have a family full of teachers and professors.”