[the-hills-have-ass]

[billbuttlicker-]

i’m a film student

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“What’s broken can be mended. What’s hurt can be healed. No matter how dark it gets, the sun’s gonna rise again.”

— Meredith Grey

[thebootydiaries]

automatic toilet: *flushes*

me: literally did not ask

[knifefightscene]

that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could

[knifefightscene]

in case you guys don’t know what i’m talking about

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[coelacanthus-latimeria]

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[darwink-deactivated20210912]

Do ya have a significant other?

I’m significant by myself

[gharibajameel]

everything started going to shit when it hit 2010 and we could No longer acquire these bad boys

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[i-am-a-fish]

2019 is gonna be a slutty year I promise you

[ghostsandgoblins]

[rosewater1997]

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

[ghostlyss]

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)