PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Phantogram Three
Color Me Curious
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EXPECTATIONS
Interview Vampire Daily
almost home
The Bowery Presents
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
roma★
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@ment4lly-obs3ssed-gal
Gusto Mo ng Ensaymada? [Do You Wanna Build A Snowman Parody]
Rusca: Paco? Gusto mo ng ensaymada? ‘Di kailangan ng kape. Basta ito'y handang lokal, malasa na. Halina’t tikman mo! Di naman malalaman ni Heneral na wala tayong nagawa!
Gusto mo ng ensaymada? Baka maubos na ni Goyong…
P: Magtrabaho ka nga, Rusca! R: ..Edi wow…
Don't deny it, you're singing this in your head while reading it hehe
Hello again!!!
Guess who's peeing tomato sauce uncontrollably and getting impaled by an invisible spear through the abdomen??? 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
Speaking of which, I was abt to sleep when I had this thought in my mind regarding the MPHFPC fandom:
Do the women in loops never experience periods since well...it's literally the same day over and over again?
What about those who are 50+ years old, but (let's say) in a teenager's body? Do they stop having periods bc of their real age, or do they still continue since they have the body of a literal teenager?
What about the unlucky ones whose cycle happens when the loop day was made? Do they just get a never-ending period? And...
If so, (considering the fact that most loops are ofc very old...reaching further back and stuff), how do the women handle said periods?
According to my quick research, the stuff we use during our periods were invented waaaaaayyyy back (I won't specify bc idek if I'm correct, and yes...I did just researched on when were pads, tampons, and menstrual cups invented just for this ehe)
I know that during the old times even before these products were made, women improvised and all when dealing with their "ladies days" and stuff. Although, it still haunts me...like imagine getting a never-ending period and your loop was made waaaaayyyy before these products were made, I can't imagine that-
(I mean, not unless your peculiarity is to adjust your cycle so you can just say "adios" to your perid every single day, gosh, I would love to have that peculiarity 🥺)
But yea, that's just what I have in mind rn hehe
Haiiiiiiiiii
I am (not) proud to announce that I am OFFICIALLY starting to develop a massive grudge on life
Ya gurl just finished A Conference of the Birds (MPHFPC Book 5) and I need my answers right now, I CANNOT STAND THIS CLIFFHANGER
I swear, I will do ANYTHING in MY power to get Book 6, EVEN IF IT MEANS SELLING MY OWN SOUL TO A HOLLOWGAST, IDGAF- I'M GONNA DIE ANYWAYS
Does anybody else accidentally inhale alcohol and suddenly feel like their high on drugs, or is it just me-
Lovely Evening! Night! Morning! Afternoon!...or whatever time of day it is to whoever's reading this...
I just wanna make things clear:
Nancy mf Wheeler with a gun >>>> anything that ever exists
I have no idea in whatever I'm feeling, but it just hits diff. I know some ppl are into other characters like Robin, Eddie (Rest in Peace, man. You'll never be forgotten 🕊) or Mama Steve, (PS: I'm not hating on the other characters or anything, I love them too...such amazing and funny characters 🤩), but Nancy always has a spot in my heart 😘
Like y'all, imagine seeing her in a white/black suit with a gun in her hand...OHMAHGAWD THE POWER SHE HOLDS- I'M ON MAH KNEES, HELP-
🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️
Thank you for your time. Have a good day! 😊
-M
I JUST WANNA MAKE SMTH CLEAR HERE, PEOPLE!!!
If anybody...ANYBODY chooses to be a part of MY life, PLEASE do KNOW...that you can do ANYTHING TO ME both good and bad.
HOWEVER, it is MORE than a misdemeanor to do ANY of the following:
-Rip a page
-Cutting a page
-Crack the spine
-OR GLUE PAGES TOGETHER AS IF A CERTAIN PART OF A BOOK NEVER EXISTED
To summarize it all, never...and I mean NEVER harm a precious wittle bookie as it will physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually pain me and ALL READERS OUT THERE! If you choose to do so, we will find you and bring our daggers, swords, guns, wands, AND OTHER WEAPONS FROM OUR KINGDOM, HOME, FOREST...ANYWHERE! And we will end you happily and with...
✔No hesitation
✔No second thoughts
✔No regrets
✔Nor ANY respect
📚Justice for the bookies📚
I hope I made myself clear, thank you 😊
WHEN YOU'RE THAT (ahem ahem ironic ahem ahem) FRIEND WHO...
Smort
-Me: Naur man, that answer is 32%
-Me: *explaining to friends the process on how to solve proportion*
-Me: *ends up being called "Teacher"*
Lazy....but also obedient?
-My parents: *requesting me to do smth*
-Me watching Stranger Things: *pauses show and starts doing what is being requested*
-Brain: C'mon ppl, I WANNA SEE IF MAX DIES OR NOT-
Says "sorry" to non-living objects
-Me: *stubs toe* ow *says sorry to the chair*
-Me: *drops fork on accident* OMG! I'M SO SORRY-
Hypes ppl up non-stop
-Me: YES QUEEN! SLAY!
-Me: MISS GAL, THEY ARE ✨LUCKY✨ TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU! I SWEAR, IF THEY REJECT YOU- I WILL END THEM...respectfully
BUT YOU'RE ALSO...
A mf cursing machine
-Me: That lil *bleeping* *bleep* is getting on my *bleeping* nerve
Short-tempered and impatient
-Me: I SWEAR, IF MY GROUP MATES DON'T ANSWER IN THE NEXT 0.5 SECONDS....I. AM. GOING. TO. EX....PLODE
Dumb af
-My friends: *talking abt this one person we all hate (but ofc using code)*
-Me: wait.....who is this again-
Insecure 30/13
-Me: I'm never good enough
-Me: AGHHHHHHHHSDYSFSYEFWYWFHWGWWFWGGW
-Me: Do they hate me? Am I annoying to them? OMG WHAT IF I AM THO-
I've had this thought for a while. You know how Americans, like, talk about George Washington and he's the first president and there are like stories about him being a good leader and role model and whatnot?
Meanwhile, the first president of the Philippines is pretty much hated cause he's the reason why two of our national heroes are dead and people are still bitter about it to this day.
PERIODT! Me and my friends are TOO bitter abt it to the point that we decided that capitalizing the make up brush-looking hairstyle rat's name shall be considered as a CRIME!
*Not to mention the fact that we would sulk after forgetting a Philippine Hero's birthday/death day.
Ahem ahem @be3flow3r @leozal1881
Coz tmrw is the last summative for Math...
(Inspo from Mulan bc yes)
Ancestors, hear my plea...
👹Mathematics are driving me crazy👹
Please help me, for I'm losing 💫sanity💫
Keep thy ✨braincells✨ alive and
StRoOooOooOooOonnnNnnGgGggG
.....and I, 🤩teNcHuU🤩 (yes, that's a word now)
*sends spare braincells bc it is needed*
PS: Happy Pride Month btw 😊🏳️🌈😘
please lucky pencil
I need this for math istm-
Manifesting
Made this and I'm v proud of it. Special thanks to Canva hehe
PS: I may or may not have an unhealthy obsession w the first collage
Always fcking hate it when you have to be nice to a person who you wanna throw into the abyss so badly. Like "Hey, dumb az, I despise you. Although, for the sake of my reputation, imma be nice to you."
Don't mind me, just adding some relatable...stuff (some defines my life) I found on the ✨internet✨ that y'all might want to add to your bio/description
-Too glam to give a damn
-Perfectly imperfect *insert hairflip bc we can and we want to*
-Mentally Obsessed and I shall never protest
-Depressed but well dressed 😉
-Dramatize the traumarized (does that even make sense...idk, I just wanted to add that hehe)
-Be like snow: Beautiful but cold
-Pathetic but aesthetic
-Smiling, crying, and vibing
-I love men but without the n (yesh, ya gotta hype yo'self up, kween)
-Posting but ghosting (pop off, bae! 👏👏)
-These bags under my eyes are from Chanel (same here, miss gal 😝👍)
I saw this one Tiktok video a few days ago saying that if you fall for 2 people, pick the second one bc if you really loved the first one...why fall for the second?
Idk if I should be glad for the advice or if I should be questioning life rn. Coz dude, the fact that y'all aren't concerned with the people I'm falling for...PLS- ✋😭
One of them died bc of a freaking rat while the other is in love with his grandfather's ex...AND YALL ARE TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD GO FOR THE SECOND DUDE INSTEAD OF SCHEDULING AN APPOINTMENT WITH A THERAPIST?!?!?
(Did I forgot to mention that both of them ain't real?)
LILY PREGNANT W HARRY
Remus, Lily, and James eating breakfast
Sirus enters: Good morning, moony cakes. Good day, mother and father DEERest
James: Nice one, pads!
Lily: Why did we agree on making him the godfather?
Remus: Harry's in for a wild ride, I'm telling you
Remus: Pads, I want some chocolate
Sirius: I have white chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, cookies and creme, Belgian chocolate, French chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate, bitter-sweet chocolate, Couverture Chocolate, German chocolate, sweetened German chocolate, and also La Madeline au Truffe, which is the most expensive chocolate there is
Remus:
Remus: I've never been more in love
And that's when the wolf fell in love with the star.....THIS SHOULD BE CANON!
Fck off, my child's completely fine
I'm sorry, ma'am, but if you think it's "fine" to be ditching reality to be able to meet your dead and extinct comfort characters and/or running to a train station's wall to get to platform 9 ¾, or basically learning magic in general...then I guess I'm not the one who should consult a therapist but yourself
