schadenfreude

giulia, 27 sophisticated with a hint of slutty

[valarrrtargaryen]

the italian national team celebrates after becoming the champions of the 2020 euros, winning 3-2 on penalties, 11.07.21

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[scullys]

There’s enough sexual tension here to power a Kiss reunion tour.

[1617]

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

[palythoa]

tf is gluten? aint that what germans say .... gluten tag or waddever

[notevenlxvely-deactivated202101]

“i don’t want to die, sometimes wish i’d never been born at all”

every depressed gen z and millennial:

[wifiwife]

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[spector]

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[thefinalpam-archive]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[wafflesandsyrup]

rise and grind kings lets get this head

[paininmyassachusetts]

me before starting my day as a guillotine operator

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[bloomflowersbloom]

god me

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[namtan]

films watched in 2018: To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018), dir. Susan Johnson

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord