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He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
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Taking the wallet the vampire shook it in his face “oh yeah, cause I see you drivin’ round town with my packages under your arm, and I think,...
Shaking her head Jack smiled, seeming to relax more than she had since her arrival. Hugging the pillow close and letting out a soft sigh "no, it's not that it smells like you, it smells homy."
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Taking the wallet the vampire shook it in his face "oh yeah, cause I see you drivin' round town with my packages under your arm, and I think, dayum nice car." Jack stuck her tongue out after her little performance and flung the wallet onto the floor. Rolling over to smoosh her face against one of his couch pillows "I missed how nice your place smelled."
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
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”Yeah, yeah!”...
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
Cocking her head to the side Jack considered a response, and in the end, decided to grin "well you can always use my car, it may be a little girly, but if you don't have a problem with driving a Ford focus you're in business." while speaking she had with drawn her wallet and was entertaining herself by making it appear to be flying, fluttering up and setting it on Lamonts head with a pleased nod.
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
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”Yeah, yeah!” she called after him, finally finished with the mug she rinsed it out and left it sitting in the sink. Leaning against the...
Wandering over and sitting next to him Jack patted his shoulder "nothin' anons are assholes. Oh! Hey did you get the cookies I sent for your birthday?"
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"Yeah, yeah!" she called after him, finally finished with the mug she rinsed it out and left it sitting in the sink. Leaning against the kitchens door frame Jack shook her head "what did you do to your ankle? Get attacked by goblins again?"
He’s...
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
Taking the mug with a smile, she placed her wallet in his hand "It's empty anyway, I was just seeing what you would do~ You don't trust me remember" lifting the mug to her lips Jack tilted her head back, biting out of instinct she chipped the mug a bit more, gulping down the crimson contents a dull pleased moan sounded in her throat.
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What in all of the fuck is that?
He’s...
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
Considering these things for a moment, there was a loud 'POP' and soon Jack was perched on his counter. Her hair was still short, though a bit longer, enough that it just barley tickled her chin when she cocked her head to the side. Taking a moment to rummage around in her coat pocket she tugged out a tattered wallet "well then Mister Toucey~ I believe I owe you for dinner and my room."
He’s...
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
Listening quietly Jack preoccupied herself by cleaning her fur, licking at the smooth skin of her wings until he was finished speaking "Well yeah, I can smell that you have a mate, kinda hormonal. Though I'm not gonna ask who, yaknow, out of respect and all. But honestly? Would you prefer people getting shot? I'd take boring any day over the hell of being on my own. It's horrible being alone." looking up at the mug her nose twitched "is that for me?"
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He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
Handing from his hand as he grasped her, Jack let out a laugh "yeah well, I can't let them dull down. Kinda hard to fight when all you have is nubs." Once placed on his shoulder the tiny bat leaned forward a bit, indulging in the familiar smells of his home "yeah, see, I duno. It happened on night when I was kind of drunk, but not really. But it's legal, and-...to be honest? I like it better than the old one." now finished with that little bit of information she moved onto asking her own set of questions "so, how have things been around here? Anything new go down?"
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He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
And like that, the bat was hugging his knee with a wide grin, having lept up and clung on with her nails "thank you, thank you, thank you!!" With a gleeful squeal she clawed her way up his clothing and crawled into the pocket of his shirt, making a happy little pur as she did so. Then as if she had suddenly remember something, her ears perked and the little creature looked at Lamont with a smile and said "oh, uh, and call me Jack alright? It's legal and everything."
I'd really love to hav' a huge orgy wit' a few other versions o' meself.
But Worths are pretty rare these days.
Quietly thankful you are.
Go an’ fuck a cactus.
I thought that was your job Polly.
….. Usually yeah. But he wouldn’t enjoy it. Which was mah point ye fuckwit.
Aw, I don't know, he might~
He’s...
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering…
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering:…
Crossing her claws the bat shook her head, then let out a puff of breath "Alright, well, I guess I'll just start off with the night when I cheated two rather unkind men out of fifty thousand dollars. I left with a bullet in my left leg, and blood on my hands. But it was nothing new, I almost got off ScottFree but sadly, you know me, dumb as a sack of bricks, I dropped my wallet. I've had it on a chain since then but back on topic. There were a lot of man hunts, and a lot of dead men, but in the end I paid up and I am no longer allowed in Georgia. Broke, alone, and hungry I thought of the only person that was ever really kind to me." and with that she pointed at him "care for a metal? You got me all sappy."
I'd really love to hav' a huge orgy wit' a few other versions o' meself.
But Worths are pretty rare these days.
Quietly thankful you are.
Go an’ fuck a cactus.
I thought that was your job Polly.
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He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering replied to your post: And sadly, it was unwanted….
He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering: He’s unfortunately quite okay.: mentallywandering…
Attempting to laugh along with him small squeaky noise faded into awkward giggles. Taking another moment to compos herself the bat inched closer. Unable to pass the thresh hold she leaned up against it, claws splayed out against the invisible barrier "that, is a much shorter, much less fun story Mont. You sure you have to know that? Would it be better if I told you no one is after me, and that I left all of it behind just to come back? Would that be okay?" eyes pleading with him the little creature gave a hopeful smile, tail twitching back and forth as she did so.
Apparently preferring British television to American makes me snooty.
I JUST LIKE THEIR HUMOUR OKAY
