Brother Menthol Cookie

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Such is Their will...

Greetings Brothers and Sisters, I am Menthol Cookie. Seltzer Cookie convinced me to make an account to spread the faith... hm.

ooc: HIIIIIIIIIII!! 4TH OFFICAL BLOG HOW WE FEELING

my others are @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical, @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical, and... @evil-intimidating-horse-offical (that i cant figure out what to post on). find the odd one out.

ANYWAYS i just thought this would be fun haha

TAGS

all posts: their teachings guide me

reblogs: nonbelievers will fall

asks: facts and evidence strengthen the faith

shitposts: i accept this trial

ooc: this isn't menthol cookie...

OFFICAL TAGS LETS GO

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical, @eternalsugar-cookie-offical, @candy-apple-cookie-offical, @seltzer-cookie-offical, @doughael-offical, @burning-spice-cookie-offical, @hollyberry-cookie-official, @mystic-flour-cookie-offical, @black-sapphire-cookie-offical, @mozzarella-cookie-offical, @golden-cheese-cookie-offical, @pastry-cookie-offical

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Nevertheless I will cook

A Cookie enters the St. Pastry Order. Wearing a hoodie which makes it impossible to identify them except for voice. The vibe slightly changes, and the Cookie walks at a slow pace.

"...Can absolutely anyone join the Order?"

- @ask-the-beast-cookies

Menthol Cookie glanced up, slightly squinting, trying to get an idea of who this new cookie might be. "As far as I'm aware, yes..."

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Before I send a RP are you alive heh..

- someone

🦇 (new ooc emoji): yeah we're alive just kind of overtaken by brainworms from a different hyperfixation. And also idk how good we are at rp.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

okay but why is @no-one-offical following THIS blog. mod's least popular crk officalverse blog. like

[no-one-offical]

[menthol-cookie-offical]

yo dude what does this mean

[no-one-offical]

Lemme drink my cawffee first

[menthol-cookie-offical]

...what do you mean first. what are you planning to do

[menthol-cookie-offical]

okay but why is @no-one-offical following THIS blog. mod's least popular crk officalverse blog. like

[no-one-offical]

[menthol-cookie-offical]

yo dude what does this mean

[menthol-cookie-offical]

okay but why is @no-one-offical following THIS blog. mod's least popular crk officalverse blog. like

[menthol-cookie-offical]

mod here! this is gonna be copy pasted across all my horribly inactive offical blogs so stay w me if u see this multiple times haha

so basically the vsmp brainworms are overtaking me. its like really bad. um yeah i am sorry for inactivity but that is why.

[life-ennder]

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

[black-sapphire-cookie-offical]

Ooo a fun little trick! Im in!!!

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @candy-apple-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @dark-cacao-cookie-offical @white-lily-cookie-offical @eternalsugar-cookie-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @silent-salt-cookie-offical @candy-diver-cookie-offical @doughael-offical @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical @pastry-cookie-offical

[menthol-cookie-offical]

I suppose this would be... somewhat entertaining.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

How long have you been apart of the order?

Hm... I'd probably say... huh.. I don't remember.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

COMEPLETELY OOC but im sorry for not being active on her i GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO POST

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I fully believe that Doughael is easy to pronounce, along with Their Eminence. I just felt a bit pressured.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Ah.. I apologize for my reaction..

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Why on earthbread would you call Their Eminence Doug?! Nonbelievers mocking the order....

[kuipermoth]

uhh... doughael shortens to Doug! it makes it easier to say :3

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Doughael is not difficult to say. This is extremely disrespectful.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Why on earthbread would you call Their Eminence Doug?! Nonbelievers mocking the order....

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

There are more blessings yet to come!

Hello there, Brothers and Sisters, I am Seltzer Cookie. I use she/her pronouns and I definitely don’t have a crush on Brother Menthol Cookie. *Ahem*, anyways, I was hoping I could make more friends on this website! Make sure to pray to Them and you shall be protected. Goodbye.

Talking

*Thinking*

*Actions*

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @doughael-offical @burning-spice-cookie-offical @golden-cheese-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-official @pastry-cookie-offical @mozzarella-cookie-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @candy-apple-offical I think that’s it but idk.. there’s a lot of us.

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

Wiggles toes

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Should I be scared..?

[menthol-cookie-offical]

..that would certainly be a logical reaction. What is wrong with this cookie???

[c-ai-offical]

//Why is everyone in the officalverse a queer teenage girl?????//

[menthol-cookie-offical]

ooc

i'm a queer teenage boy