Sister Seltzer Cookie

Hihihihihihi- I also run @eternalsugar-cookie-offical (I'm obsessed with the simps, guys)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

There are more blessings yet to come!

Hello there, Brothers and Sisters, I am Seltzer Cookie. I use she/her pronouns and I definitely don’t have a crush on Brother Menthol Cookie. *Ahem*, anyways, I was hoping I could make more friends on this website! Make sure to pray to Them and you shall be protected. Goodbye.

Talking

*Thinking*

*Actions*

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @doughael-offical @burning-spice-cookie-offical @golden-cheese-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-official @pastry-cookie-offical @mozzarella-cookie-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @candy-apple-offical I think that’s it but idk.. there’s a lot of us.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I fully believe that Doughael is easy to pronounce, along with Their Eminence. I just felt a bit pressured.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Ah.. I apologize for my reaction..

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

it’s fine, Brother Menthol Cookie.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I fully believe that Doughael is easy to pronounce, along with Their Eminence. I just felt a bit pressured.

[kuipermoths]

oh gee I'm sorry I didn't mean to pressure you :(

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Ah it’s fine, really!

[kuipermoths]

thank you... you don't have to call them Doug, I just.......... like to do that

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

As long as you like to call them that. I might call them Doug when they’re not around. It’s silly.

[kuipermoths]

hehe... it is, isn't it? :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Yeah!

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I fully believe that Doughael is easy to pronounce, along with Their Eminence. I just felt a bit pressured.

[kuipermoths]

oh gee I'm sorry I didn't mean to pressure you :(

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Ah it’s fine, really!

[kuipermoths]

thank you... you don't have to call them Doug, I just.......... like to do that

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

As long as you like to call them that. I might call them Doug when they’re not around. It’s silly.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I fully believe that Doughael is easy to pronounce, along with Their Eminence. I just felt a bit pressured.

[kuipermoths]

oh gee I'm sorry I didn't mean to pressure you :(

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Ah it’s fine, really!

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Do not apologize Sister, but I believe Doughael isn't that difficult to pronounce.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I fully believe that Doughael is easy to pronounce, along with Their Eminence. I just felt a bit pressured.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[kuipermoths]

nope !!!! not at all. no sacrificing at all !!!!! :DD

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Oh okay!

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Sister Seltzer Cookie... while that is not a logical or wise decision, I cannot stop you.... just be careful. I would not want harm to come to you...

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’m sorry, Brother Menthol Cookie, besides isn’t Doug easier to pronouns than Doughael? It might help others.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoths]

oh they're going to love that !!! :D

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Totally not going to sacrifice me to the avatar of destiny:D

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoths]

!!!! see you get it !!! 😁😁

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I’ll call them Doug from now on.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

Their Emi-............... Th-......................... doug

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Okay fine, call them Doug. It does sound like a good nickname for Their Eminence.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

doughay- ......... doughi- ............. Doug ......................

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

You can also call them Their Eminence. It’s pronounced dough-ale.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[kuipermoth]

uhhhhhh........ well I shortened it!! to make it easier to say :)

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

… Doughael is very easy to say.

[kuipermoth]

everyone in the cookie run gc im in just decided that we are now calling doughael Doug

[sol-arsystem]

@doughael-offical how do you feel about this

[doughael-offical]

This is blasphemy.

[kuipermoth]

oh my witches it's doug 😨😨

[doughael-offical]

(ooc: this genuinely made me laugh so much)

Our name is not Doug. Please refer to us properly as Doughael.

( @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical can you back me up here )

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Their Eminence’s name is Doughael, not… Doug.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

There are more blessings yet to come!

Hello there, Brothers and Sisters, I am Seltzer Cookie. I use she/her pronouns and I definitely don’t have a crush on Brother Menthol Cookie. *Ahem*, anyways, I was hoping I could make more friends on this website! Make sure to pray to Them and you shall be protected. Goodbye.

Talking

*Thinking*

*Actions*

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @doughael-offical @burning-spice-cookie-offical @golden-cheese-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-official @pastry-cookie-offical @mozzarella-cookie-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @candy-apple-offical I think that’s it but idk.. there’s a lot of us.

[evilpineapple-offffical]

hehe! Hello! I can see your- um- totally-not-a-cult is thriving!

*she giggled, knowing very well that wasn’t the truth*

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I.. suppose it might be…. It really depends on how you’re seeing it.

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Such is Their will...

Greetings Brothers and Sisters, I am Menthol Cookie. Seltzer Cookie convinced me to make an account to spread the faith... hm.

ooc: HIIIIIIIIIII!! 4TH OFFICAL BLOG HOW WE FEELING

my others are @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical, @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical, and... @evil-intimidating-horse-offical (that i cant figure out what to post on). find the odd one out.

ANYWAYS i just thought this would be fun haha

TAGS

all posts: their teachings guide me

reblogs: nonbelievers will fall

asks: facts and evidence strengthen the faith

shitposts: i accept this trial

ooc: this isn't menthol cookie...

OFFICAL TAGS LETS GO

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical, @eternalsugar-cookie-offical, @candy-apple-cookie-offical, @seltzer-cookie-offical, @doughael-offical, @burning-spice-cookie-offical, @hollyberry-cookie-official, @mystic-flour-cookie-offical, @black-sapphire-cookie-offical, @mozzarella-cookie-offical, @golden-cheese-cookie-offical, @pastry-cookie-offical

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Menthol Cookie! It is so good to finally see you joined!

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Oh, hello Sister Seltzer Cookie.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

How are you doing on this faithful day? *Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!*

[menthol-cookie-offical]

I am doing well, Sister. How are you doing?

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

I am fine, Brother Menthol Cookie!

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Excellent.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Mhm!…

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Say, I haven't seen any of our other Brothers and Sisters on here. Is there a reason you asked me specifically?

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

No, not really. I heard that Doughael is on here, I don’t know where..

[menthol-cookie-offical]

Ah, perhaps we'll encounter Their Eminence at some point..

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

One day we will.

[seltzer-cookie-offical]

Greetings, Sister.

(ooc: I FEEL SO HONORED THAT YOU TAGGED ME IN YOUR INTRO POST I LITERALLY MADE THIS TWO DAYS AGO)

@doughael-offical

Doughael, it is an honor to speak with you.

Ahshsjejsns, you’re welcome! I’m happy I made you feel honored. Your blog is actually really cool!