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throwback to college days
valient-valiente:
Mhmm, mmhm, mmm, i see… english is hard as it is, why complicate it more?
I have no idea. Kids are kids.
What are we waiting for? Lets go introduce me to blueberry magic
You just made that sound very druggy somehow.
throwback to college days
valient-valiente:
Mhmm, mmhm, mmm, i see… english is hard as it is, why complicate it more?
I have no idea. Kids are kids.
throwback to college days
valient-valiente:
Originally posted by goodbyeoutsideworld
Really? Well then you should introduce me to your best friend one day.
She’s living in Chicago right now, but I can set up a skype meeting.
Theres a cinnamon roll metaphor? I bet it must be delicious…. want to accompany me on a run to get some?
Yeah, it’s a thing that the kids say. The teenagers explained that “cinnamon buns” are sweet people, and “sinnamon buns” are not sweet people. Or something. I could go for some actual edible cinnamon buns, there’s a good place that makes blackberry cinnamon buns if you want to check it out.
throwback to college days
valient-valiente:
Originally posted by goodbyeoutsideworld
Really? Well then you should introduce me to your best friend one day.
She’s living in Chicago right now, but I can set up a skype meeting.
throwback to college days
valient-valiente:
Originally posted by vicki-two
Shes cute… i guess.
She’s adorable, and you’re reading too much into those pictures. We never dated or anything like that, 100% friends.
throwback to college days
A little vintage for you college kids who think that How I Met Your Mother is old fashioned. We really did dress like that.
When your patio is large enough to do some amazing things but you dont know if you want an oasis or garden.
Go with an oasis. If you forget to take care of a garden it dies.
(kevin) [text]: what is your favourite colour? [text]: also are you more of a lace or a satin underwear kind of guy? [text]: opinion on glitter? [text]: and whipped cream
[text]: I beg your pardon?
[text]: for science!
[text]: Who are you? Kevin is making a mess in my kitchen and doesn’t have his phone.
(kevin) [text]: what is your favourite colour? [text]: also are you more of a lace or a satin underwear kind of guy? [text]: opinion on glitter? [text]: and whipped cream
[text]: I beg your pardon?
valient-valiente:
mentormalik:
Originally posted by batsanvers
I will say that it adds to the Malik Charm
Certainly a better description than “scratchy.” What’ve you been up to lately?
Your spanish is always failing you, but keep the beard its hot
Seem to be in the minority that I never took Spanish. And I appreciate it, with three room mates don’t really have the time to shave it off twice a day.
mentormalik:
You’re preaching to the choir on that one.
well then amen to that.
Just shave it off if your partner hates it. Not worth the fight.
You don’t have to shave for me papito, i like it
I swear to god my Spanish had better be failing me right now.
mentormalik:
You’re preaching to the choir on that one.
well then amen to that.
Just shave it off if your partner hates it. Not worth the fight.
just-nickingaround:
can’t argue with you there malik. though there is such a thing as letting it go on too long.
You’re preaching to the choir on that one.
when your older brother comes to visit, and you both grew stupid facial hair over the summer.
Hey, sometimes a guy just doesn’t want to shave everything all the time.
Malik & Gabby~
mentormalik:
Originally posted by semisweetshadow
This is progress? I’m going to go take the broom away from him now.
No, you don’t understand. He grew up with a brother who encourages all of his behavior, so this was engrained. The only time he was told how badly it worked was when I came to visit and… this camp! Trust me, if he’d listened to me… he would have stopped this in the sixth grade.
That kid has too many enablers in his life. I hid the broom. Pretty sure Leo has no idea why I just raided their cupboard, but the swiffer and the hoover are also hidden for good measure.
Malik & Gabby~
Hi, I’m Shelley, Joey’s cousin. Thank you for trying so hard to convince him that his tactics are… less than ideal. I have been trying to convince him of this for years. I think you may be getting through to him some, he just texted me asking me to throw out all his old creepy videos. I’d already done this, but the fact he asked was progress. So thank you! You have managed to get through to him where I could not. I wouldn’t expect a lot of progress though, he mentioned something about mixtape and taping a picture to a broom? I love the kid, but he is a handful. @mentormalik @getdownwithgabby
This is progress? I’m going to go take the broom away from him now.
